video;

[redshitlord]

[Having noticed the general quiet on the ship, someone is going to speak up in an attempt to fix this problem.]

Soooo....

How about that crazy party stuff, huh? I know like, years and stuff are important to humans so. Sorry? About that?

But seriously is it really that bad? I mean, you guys have like, what? Two-hundred of 'em?

[Sideswipe, no, humans don't live to be 200 you ninny.]

What's one more! I mean there's worse ways to go than a big party, right? [... he's trying to give a peptalk. He really, really is.] I guess if you really feel bad, um.

Talk to each other! That's totally what everyone keeps telling me to do when bad scrap happens.



Yeah, that's like, all I got, man. Just relax, okay dudes? Next planet's gotta be better.

[you tried, sideswipe]

Comments

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

What's a fly?

[ video ]

[democratically]

It's a little winged insect, that... well, flies around.

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Oh those things.

I thought those were bees.

[Wait until he tells Bumblebee.]

[ video ]

[democratically]

There are many insects with wings... Most of them to tend to have a short lifespan. Days, at most.

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Geez, that sucks.

Like major sucks.

Re: [ video ]

[democratically]

I'm not entirely certain that they notice, and as for humans, I think it is the type of life that you live. Whether you have lived it to it's fullest.

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Sooo... what does that mean?

[ video ]

[democratically]

That someone who only lives to twenty-five might have lived a fuller life than someone who lived to be one hundred. Quality, compared to quantity.

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Wait, really?

How's that work?

[ video ]

[democratically]

It depends what someone does... Let's say someone just sits around and does nothing for a hundred years, versus someone who traveled the galaxy.

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

But what if like...

The dude who sits doesn't wanna travel? Like what if they're super happy sitting around playing games or something?

[ video ]

[democratically]

That certainly is a different scenario. I just mean that one doesn't need to live long to live a full life. Not everyone is given that opportunity.

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Oh.

... you mean 'cause of stuff like war.

[ video ]

[democratically]

Like that, yes. Or even accidents. Sometimes they can happen.

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

... Yeah.

Yeah, I know that.

[ video ]

[democratically]

[She offers a gentle smile.]

It is sad, but also a part of life. Humans are not eternal, and even the stars die.

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Hey, we can die too, y'know.

And it really sucks.

[Like when the guy you have Emotions About is killed by a scary purple murderbeast.]

[ video ]

[democratically]

I'm afraid I do not know much about your species.

[He being the first she has met.]

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Oh. Well.

Me, Autobot. Me, chill. There's Decepticons too and they're awful creeps. So uh. Avoid those.

[ video ]

[democratically]

Are those two factions then?

[Or...?]

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Uh, yeah. Even though the war's over and stuff.

Decepticons are still gross.

[ video ]

[democratically]

You've a long history then, between the both of you?

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Yeah, like a millions years war.

... way before I came online, but still.

[ video ]

[democratically]

And the fighting as been going on since then?

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

It was?

It ended though. 'Cause Optimus killed Megatron and then the Decepticons were like "nah bye we're done."