video;

[redshitlord]

[Having noticed the general quiet on the ship, someone is going to speak up in an attempt to fix this problem.]

Soooo....

How about that crazy party stuff, huh? I know like, years and stuff are important to humans so. Sorry? About that?

But seriously is it really that bad? I mean, you guys have like, what? Two-hundred of 'em?

[Sideswipe, no, humans don't live to be 200 you ninny.]

What's one more! I mean there's worse ways to go than a big party, right? [... he's trying to give a peptalk. He really, really is.] I guess if you really feel bad, um.

Talk to each other! That's totally what everyone keeps telling me to do when bad scrap happens.



Yeah, that's like, all I got, man. Just relax, okay dudes? Next planet's gotta be better.

[you tried, sideswipe]

Comments

[ video ]

[democratically]

I'm afraid I do not know much about your species.

[He being the first she has met.]

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Oh. Well.

Me, Autobot. Me, chill. There's Decepticons too and they're awful creeps. So uh. Avoid those.

[ video ]

[democratically]

Are those two factions then?

[Or...?]

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Uh, yeah. Even though the war's over and stuff.

Decepticons are still gross.

[ video ]

[democratically]

You've a long history then, between the both of you?

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

Yeah, like a millions years war.

... way before I came online, but still.

[ video ]

[democratically]

And the fighting as been going on since then?

[ video ]

[redshitlord]

It was?

It ended though. 'Cause Optimus killed Megatron and then the Decepticons were like "nah bye we're done."

[ video ]

[democratically]

I... see.

[Partially, anyway, thrown off a little by his manner of speaking.]