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thisavrou2016-08-19 02:03 am
beautifulspaceraptor) wrote in thisavrou2016-08-19 02:03 am
Video
[ There’s a Turian face filling the screen, bright, large green eyes and youthful face, but the colony markings should be a dead give away for who it was. The moment he’s sure the camera is on, Nihlus starts chattering away. ]
So like, I finally managed to hack into my omni-tool’s data storage proper and it’s a freaking treasure trove, holy shit. There’s like a million pictures of Saren Fucking Arterius on here?
[ Cue some awkward angling with the MID to properly frame said omni-tool- and there is, indeed, a screenful of thumbnail photos of Saren Arterius. The teen scrolls through the file navigator with one hand, chortling as he does. ]
Look, look- here’s one of him picking his nose.
Here’s one of him in the middle of a sneeze.
And this one’s my favorite so far, okay okay- it’s the fucker tripping over a leaf. Haha, fuck, the extranet would have been alllll over this shit- whoa hey, he’s got a pretty nice butt for someone who’s like a millions years old. Dang.
[ Being a teenager does not seem to have cured him of his awful tastes, unfortunately. ]
Anyways, there’s also like, the most beautifully curated collection of vid porn that I have ever seen in my life, so if you want copies and aren’t like, a baby or something, just ping me!
So like, I finally managed to hack into my omni-tool’s data storage proper and it’s a freaking treasure trove, holy shit. There’s like a million pictures of Saren Fucking Arterius on here?
[ Cue some awkward angling with the MID to properly frame said omni-tool- and there is, indeed, a screenful of thumbnail photos of Saren Arterius. The teen scrolls through the file navigator with one hand, chortling as he does. ]
Look, look- here’s one of him picking his nose.
Here’s one of him in the middle of a sneeze.
And this one’s my favorite so far, okay okay- it’s the fucker tripping over a leaf. Haha, fuck, the extranet would have been alllll over this shit- whoa hey, he’s got a pretty nice butt for someone who’s like a millions years old. Dang.
[ Being a teenager does not seem to have cured him of his awful tastes, unfortunately. ]
Anyways, there’s also like, the most beautifully curated collection of vid porn that I have ever seen in my life, so if you want copies and aren’t like, a baby or something, just ping me!
private; video
[He gives a sheepish grin.]
I know a version of you I think? Some time bullshit is going down. But I know the older Nihlus.
[[ooc; jfc im so sorry this got buried in my inbox.]]
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[ When he said it was well curated, he means it was VERY well curated. Everything tidily titled and tagged right down to the names of the actors and the genres, as Newt will soon find out. Very easy to search through.
(There are some peculiar little exceptions though, and those vids feature an oddly familiar rust-brown Turian in them, although distinctly lacking in tell-tale facial markings. Teen!Nihlus clearly didn't really bother to manually go through most of the archive.)
In response to Newt's explanation, the kid rolls his eyes. ]
Older me. Fucking go figure. Anyways, I'll get the data through to you in a few hours. SOMEONE'S messed with my omni-tool's uplink and I gotta tidy that shit up.
[ Fuck you, Shepard. ]
[[ It's okay! ]]