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[beautifulspaceraptor]

[ There’s a Turian face filling the screen, bright, large green eyes and youthful face, but the colony markings should be a dead give away for who it was. The moment he’s sure the camera is on, Nihlus starts chattering away. ]

So like, I finally managed to hack into my omni-tool’s data storage proper and it’s a freaking treasure trove, holy shit. There’s like a million pictures of Saren Fucking Arterius on here?

[ Cue some awkward angling with the MID to properly frame said omni-tool- and there is, indeed, a screenful of thumbnail photos of Saren Arterius. The teen scrolls through the file navigator with one hand, chortling as he does. ]

Look, look- here’s one of him picking his nose.

Here’s one of him in the middle of a sneeze.

And this one’s my favorite so far, okay okay- it’s the fucker tripping over a leaf. Haha, fuck, the extranet would have been alllll over this shit- whoa hey, he’s got a pretty nice butt for someone who’s like a millions years old. Dang.

[ Being a teenager does not seem to have cured him of his awful tastes, unfortunately. ]

Anyways, there’s also like, the most beautifully curated collection of vid porn that I have ever seen in my life, so if you want copies and aren’t like, a baby or something, just ping me!

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[beautifulspaceraptor]

Not technically? What's that mean? Oh my goddess, you're so cool.

[ Nihlus' pupils are huge and he nearly has he face smushed up against the MID. ]

Wait, second hand embarrassment? Seriously?

[taselikeabee]

I mean that no one made me or my race.

[ but hey, Bee will happily take bugging eyes and excitement over the alternative. ]

It's either the embarrassment or you might not come out of your room for a few days. Usually that's what happens, right?

[beautifulspaceraptor]

Oooohh. So are you like, energy beings inhabiting a body then?

[ Because those bodies are clearly made, man. ]

Do I really look like someone who might get second-hand embarrassment, mate?

[taselikeabee]

Cybertronians are a mechanical race. Our sparks are more closer to the concept of a soul than just a mere sources of power. The spark defines who the person is. We age, catch illnesses, and can die just like anyone else.

[ so really, they aren't that much different. only in body, really. ]

And I don't know. When all the weirdness is done, you might be. I haven't really talked to you long enough to form an opinion one way or another.

[beautifulspaceraptor]

Whhoooaaaaa. What's a spark?

[ Because that wasn't really explained enough for him to really get much of that. ]

I think I'll be fine, haha. Like I said, porn and funny pictures of esteemed people sorts is the stuff I'd normally share anyways!

[taselikeabee]

[ didn't he just... ]

It's what makes me, me. And if that's the way you treat your role models or whatever then... Wow.