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[beautifulspaceraptor]

[ There’s a Turian face filling the screen, bright, large green eyes and youthful face, but the colony markings should be a dead give away for who it was. The moment he’s sure the camera is on, Nihlus starts chattering away. ]

So like, I finally managed to hack into my omni-tool’s data storage proper and it’s a freaking treasure trove, holy shit. There’s like a million pictures of Saren Fucking Arterius on here?

[ Cue some awkward angling with the MID to properly frame said omni-tool- and there is, indeed, a screenful of thumbnail photos of Saren Arterius. The teen scrolls through the file navigator with one hand, chortling as he does. ]

Look, look- here’s one of him picking his nose.

Here’s one of him in the middle of a sneeze.

And this one’s my favorite so far, okay okay- it’s the fucker tripping over a leaf. Haha, fuck, the extranet would have been alllll over this shit- whoa hey, he’s got a pretty nice butt for someone who’s like a millions years old. Dang.

[ Being a teenager does not seem to have cured him of his awful tastes, unfortunately. ]

Anyways, there’s also like, the most beautifully curated collection of vid porn that I have ever seen in my life, so if you want copies and aren’t like, a baby or something, just ping me!

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[ascendit]

do you have any human stuff in there or just non-humans

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[beautifulspaceraptor]

some human stuff! it's mostly interspecies tho

[ascendit]

what kind of other species like are we talking like you or sharkpeople or

[beautifulspaceraptor]

shark... people?

[ What's a shark. ]

well there's definitely turians like me in it. with humans. there's like two vids that's human on human tho?

[ascendit]

[Attached: Photo of a pencil sketch of this guy, albeit in more formal clothing.]

i'll take the human on human

[beautifulspaceraptor]

whoa lol that's a funny lookin fucker. i haven't seen anything like that in my life tho haha

anyways

[ There's a tidy little file of human porn for Nate on MID a few minutes later. Have at, buddy! ]

[ascendit]

he's the only one i've met

thanks