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[diamondslap]

My goodness. I haven't been gone for all that long and suddenly there's even  more of you buggers.

[a+ intro as always. at least she hasn't threatened to kill anyone this time?]

Lady Aurelia Hammerlock, darlings. Arbitration officer. Feel free to come to me with any of your problems and I shall hand out free advice. Or a gun - I play it case by case.

[...welp.]

Oh, and J. Darling. It's only a little bit personal but I have to sucker punch you in the throat. I'm sure you understand.

locked to all arbitration officers

Bitch is baaaack! [she says in an obnoxious sing song voice.] Come, come, do introduce yourselves to me. Or give me an update of the last month or so. Oh, goodness! I do hope something interesting has happened. 

locked to tarn

How marvelous to see you still on the crew list, darling!

[genuine delight to see tarn. must be a first.]

We must have a catch up, how about the simulation deck at lunch? Is it still around? There's nothing like a date while sniping.

Comments

[diamondslap]

That's your prerogative, darling.
It's a simple case of opening your mind.
And if you take that as a pun I shall give you a personal demonstration.

[peacemongering]

Keeping a closed mind limits potential. I make it a habit to be as open-minded as possible.

I would still enjoy a personal demonstration, though not one where I experience the full scope of your skills on my person.

[diamondslap]

Come up with something entertaining enough in the simulation room and I'll consider it.

[peacemongering]

Is that all it takes? Well, I shall let you know when I've come up with something, madame.

[diamondslap]

Damn right you will.

[she decides not to mention she'll shoot him in the leg if it sucks.]