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Ultra Magnus, Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord ([personal profile] onlytwoexpressions) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-08-04 02:28 pm

[VIDEO][001] - Backdated to Magnus' Arrival

[The video feed flickers to life, and despite the commotion, it's very much intentional. For those of you who know Riptide, you can see him frantically trying to escape from two hands that about as big as he is. Finally, one hand seizes Riptide and slams him to the floor. With some stability now, the camera is able to focus on Ultra Magnus. For those of you who don't know him, prepare to be bored. For those of you who do know him, it's possible that he's much much bigger than you remember, having had a few necessary upgrades recently.]

[He clears his vocalizer.]


Attention to all those who receive this broadcast. My name is Ultra Magnus. I have recently come aboard this ship and have been given the position of bailiff and parole officer. Let it be known that I have served as an officer of the law prior to my enlistment aboard the Moira, and as such, I promise that I will treat my duties and responsibilities with the utmost care, respect, and diligence that is befitting the position. I am fair and even-handed, and I look forward to working with all of you and becoming a productive member of the community.

That said, I have in my custody the one known as Riptide. He is a former comrade of mine, who served aboard the same ship as I did. Some of you may know him, and I am obligated to inform you that trusting this individual is a huge mistake. He is, as of now, being apprehended for being an accessory to mutiny.

[If Riptide wriggles, Magnus quickly presses his considerable weight down on him to make him stop.]

As I am still unfamiliar with the ship, I wish to know where the brig is located. I also wish to know everything about the due process aboard, as I intend to have this...this...ne'er-do-well answer for his crimes against his chain of command. In addition, if there are any forms and paperwork associated with the booking of prisoners so that they can be properly processed, I will more than happily fill out any and all necessary forms.

Again, I hope to make your acquaintance and let's all be sure to follow the new rules and expectations set forth by our current caregivers.

Magnus out.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-04 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
There were other, more discreet methods to accomplishing this, Magnus. Publicly putting Riptide in the spotlight wasn't the correct way to go about it.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-04 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not just that. Did you let Rodimus or Megatron know what you were doing beforehand? Did you ask what they wanted to do about the situation? If not, then are you not guilty of breaking your own chain of command?
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-04 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
There was no snap decision to be made! He wasn't actively causing anyone harm! Think!

It's no wonder we have such a bad rep among the organics if we keep doing stunts like this.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-04 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Publicly causing a scene! By doing this we're once again dragging people who have no involvement into our affairs.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-04 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
This is us. Look at our history. Look at the idiots that we happen to have on this ship -exceptions granted to Ratchet and Megatron. Of course it has.

I expected better behavior from you. Maybe Rodimus' reckless streak is rubbing off on you.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-04 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
And no one has more sympathy for you all than I do. Dead guy over here, remember?

However, we can't just apprehend people before thinking about the larger consequences. Does he have to answer? Yes, eventually. Should he right now, given the circumstances we all find ourselves in?

Perhaps not. Don't let your anger and hurt at his betrayal cloud your sound judgment.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-04 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Just because I am entitled to answers doesn't necessarily mean I will get them. And I didn't say that you were necessarily wrong, just that you need to think about what you're doing rather than just doing it.

Who knows... If someone who had been oh I don't know... stealthy been in on this, could they not have found the means to bring Riptide to you willingly?
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-04 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
See? That wasn't so hard to admit to. Next time, strive to do better.

Unfortunately, we can't really put Riptide on trial here. Not if he hasn't committed the crime in his timeline yet. That wouldn't be real justice and I know you're big on that.

Still, in the end it's really more up for you all to decide. Maybe a court martial?
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-04 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That depends...

I have questions of my own to ask. But I don't do them here over a public channel.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-05 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Great. One big family team meeting...

I'm just jumping up and down for it.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-05 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Since when can you identify sarcasm?
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2016-08-05 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bee opens his mouth to speak... then shuts it. rubs at his helm. tries to speak again. ]

What a time to be alive. Megatron and Ultra Magnus. Besties.

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