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⚍⚍ INCOMING TRANSMISSION ⚎⚎
[ ooc: feel free to address the representative from Caducus Primary. he'll answer inquiries as he sees fit and with a noticeable amount of misplaced disdain and anger.]
[The feed begins abruptly. All crew members' MIDs flash red text across the screen, a high pitched alert sound erupting from the device. A man with tanned skin and white hair addresses the Moira as a whole.]
It has come to our attention that your ship has visited our planet once before. That your crew, though less in size than it is now, removed priceless glass works and various supplies without payment or any sort of agreement.
You are not welcome here any longer! [His face is flushed a deep crimson. They don't abide rule breaking or stealing.] Your crew has four days to be off Caducus Primary.
[Which was kinder than they deserved, but it was their way. The man doesn't give his name but he exudes authority and anger. He is displeased and disgruntled.]
Do you understand?
It has come to our attention that your ship has visited our planet once before. That your crew, though less in size than it is now, removed priceless glass works and various supplies without payment or any sort of agreement.
You are not welcome here any longer! [His face is flushed a deep crimson. They don't abide rule breaking or stealing.] Your crew has four days to be off Caducus Primary.
[Which was kinder than they deserved, but it was their way. The man doesn't give his name but he exudes authority and anger. He is displeased and disgruntled.]
Do you understand?
⚍⚍ END TRANSMISSION ⚎⚎
[ ooc: feel free to address the representative from Caducus Primary. he'll answer inquiries as he sees fit and with a noticeable amount of misplaced disdain and anger.]
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Eh, what's the worst that could happen, cut their deadline a few more days short? ]
Yeah, uh. Hi. This is Chief [ cough morale cough ] Officer Fiona speaking on behalf of our captains [ yeah right ], and it sounds to me like you're thinking of our sister ship. See, we're your law-abiding and friendly crew from the Moira, the guys you're looking for are cruising on the Mira. Same make, same model, the whole same nine yards, and, uh, pretty much the only difference is that their crew? Are total dicks. Probably out to rob the whole galaxy blind, if I can be honest with you.
[ She shakes her head. ]
Real shame you had to run into them first.
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[His face is scrunched up, and it's clear from his tone and body language that he doesn't believe her.]
Do you assume we'd make accusations of this degree without having evidence first?
[The representative is suddenly uncomfortably close to the screen.]
Where is this ship now? If you are so familiar with its crew and their actions.
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[ Buddy, there's something real ugly stuck to your screen, how 'bout you let her wipe it away with a big and bright smile, huh? :D? Huh? ]
See, thing is they may be scum, but they're professional scum. Wear a few disguises here, change up a few registration numbers there, and voila, you got yourself a whole different identity. Doesn't hurt if the whole "twin ship" layout's already doing half the work for ya. Doesn't hurt them, anyway, as for us...
[ She crosses her arms, looking pretty solemnly concerned right there. ]
You see, situations like this are exactly why we're usually trying our damn hardest not to get involved with those Mira assholes. Don't know where they are, don't wanna know either, unless it comes in the form of a greeting card from Spacecatraz. All we do know about 'em is whatever bad rep trickles down on us. See, you.
[ She taps the screen with her finger. ]
You're pissed, I get it, but at least you're one of the good guys. Last planet who got us mixed up? Sent troops for our ship in the middle of the night. Not to arrest us or attack, mind you, just sent 'em to paint dicks all over our beautiful ship. Sir, do you have any idea what dicks look like on Oort Gamma? 'Cause let me tell you, it's not a sight you wanna wake up to in the morning.
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[He had been given proof, enough of it that it would take more than well placed words and a smooth delivery to change his mind.]
What are you talking about and where is Oort Gamma? I've never heard of it.
[The representative wants to be amused with this officer, but he has a job to do.]
Whether you believe your ship to be the ship I speak of or not isn't significant to this discussion. Your ship holds stolen goods, that much is known, and for that you are asked to leave our planet.