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[ one yellow and round face pops up on the screen. honestly, Bee has sort of been stuck on what to say for a while, but he does have purpose for showing his face and it's not to say hello. well that and other things. ]

I know this is probably going to sound rude and repetitive but -

[ whatever Bumblebee had been about to say is cut off- interrupted by some really obnoxious knocking on his door, followed by the worst noise in the universe. ] BUMBLEBEE! Are you in there? Let me in! [ Starscream. a really annoyed sounding Starscream, which makes him even more annoying. groaning, Bee pushes himself up and walks over to his door... ]

Do you always run to little Autobots when you have an issue?

[ and there's another voice! that sounds a lot like first annoying one. the reality that Bee is going to be dealing with not one, but two Starscreams has him slowly bringing his hand down his face as he opens the door. the first Starscream, the one clad in red, just barges his ass in like he owns the place, ignoring the other Starscream for a moment and just kind of complaining loudly in Bee's general direction, complete with exaggerated hand gestures. ]

Can you believe what I have to put up with right now!? Look at this! He won't stop following me!! I don't even have anything to hit him with! Give me your cane a minute.

Starscream, I don't -

[ but before he can say another word, Starscream 2 follows and for the most part looks incredibly amused by this whole situation like this is the best thing that's happened to him all day. ]

I already told you that launching yourself into a sun would solve all your problems. But I guess begging Autobots for help is more of a priority.

[ Starscream 1 gives up one the cane thing pretty much immediately, spinning around to face Starscream 2. He jabs him in the chest with a finger because he's a rude, cranky asshole.]

I'm about two seconds away from launching you into a sun! You have been stalking me for hours, just taking constantly! Don't you ever shut up!? Go harass someone else for a while! Here, harass Bumblebee, he's right here!

Now just wait -

[ Starscream 2 retaliates by smacking away Starscream 1's hand. How dare he touch him like that. ]

I don't know. I don't think he'd be as much fun to exasperate. I'll tell you what. If you admit to my superiority in every way, I'll leave you alone. But you have to do it publicly.

[ Starscream 1 just looks baffled. Like a cross between really pissed but also really REALLY confused like this is literally the stupidest thing he's ever heard in his life. And it just came out of HIS OWN MOUTH. Well kind of, technically sorta. all the while Bumblebee's facial expression just gets sourer and sourer as time passes. ]

This is ridiculous. This is absolutely ridiculous. You are ridiculous. Superior how!? You're just annoying!

[ Starscream 2 still looks completely amused like everything is going accord to some sort of twisted plan he has going on his mind. (He probably does) ]

Do you want the long list or the short list? Obviously I'm more intelligent, better looking – well, I could go on but we'd be here all day.

WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE HELL UP? [ oops. looks like Bee has hit his limit. he's jabbing his own Starscream in the chest with his cane and the other with his finger. ] I can't even hear myself think with you two going at it like some overstuffed birds preening and screeching. Knock it off before I knock the both of you out!

[ grumbling, Bumblebee realizes that hey. camera is still rolling so he makes his way over to turn it off. ]

Forget it. I don't even remember what I was going to say in the first place...

(( ooc: IDW Starscream is dark red, DW Starscream is purple, and Bee is just plain bold! ))

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[Just STARING at this other Starscream oh GOD this smug asshole]

Bumblebee, would you mind terribly if I put this impostor's head through your wall? Because I'm about to.

[See he asked first he's being polite]

[ Bee groans... he rubs at his face some more. ]

No, Starscream. You can't shove Starscream's head through my wall. He actually is getting the better of you so how about you calm down and think rationally.

[ vague gesture to the smug ass Starscream. ]

Just look at him. He's doing the same thing that Megatron's done all those years - just getting under your plating is enough to make you stupid and now he knows it.

[Starscream folds his arms across his chest though it doesn't stop his smug expression]

Aww, you went and gave away my secret. Not that your words will matter. He's probably to proud to take advice from a little Autobot. .

Edited 2016-06-10 02:22 (UTC)

[He actually does stop and think about this for a moment. Sure, he's annoyed that Bumblebee is right, but it's still less annoying than other Starscream trying to rile him up. He doesn't necessarily want to listen to Bee's advice, but more than that he just wants to prove other Starscream wrong, SO. He crosses his arms as well, managing to look like he's actually calmed down pretty significantly.]

Megatron was better at it, actually. I'd already have shot at him by now.

Really? Did you run off to whine at an Autobot when dealing with him too? I wonder how he felt about that. I heard he's here, maybe I should ask him.

[Oh Starscream isn't getting off that easily.]

No, you wouldn't have.

[ Bee is 100% sure of this. he remembers the last time that Megatron and Starscream had been around each other. Starscream had been terrified.

SPEAKING OF STARSCREAMS, Bee whirls around on the other one, jabbing his finger at the cockpit glass. ]

And you! I said to knock it off.

[GOD Bumblebee whose side are you even on. Starscream is just rolling his eyes uuugh]

Well I would have wanted to shoot at him. And frankly, I couldn't care less about what Megatron feels about anything. If you want to go bother him, knock yourself out.

Edited 2016-06-10 23:08 (UTC)

Go on. Try and shoot me. See how that goes. I dare you.

[He ignore Bee's finger jabbing to just smugly smirk at the other Starscream. He almost hopes they get into a fight just so wipe the floor with this impostor.]

Boys!

[ seriously. how can he get you two to stop!? ]

[Starscream just HUFFS and turns his nose up all snooty like, making a big show out of ignoring the shit out of other Starscream. SEE BEE he's TRYING to be a not-asshole.]