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[taselikeabee]

[ one yellow and round face pops up on the screen. honestly, Bee has sort of been stuck on what to say for a while, but he does have purpose for showing his face and it's not to say hello. well that and other things. ]

I know this is probably going to sound rude and repetitive but -

[ whatever Bumblebee had been about to say is cut off- interrupted by some really obnoxious knocking on his door, followed by the worst noise in the universe. ] BUMBLEBEE! Are you in there? Let me in! [ Starscream. a really annoyed sounding Starscream, which makes him even more annoying. groaning, Bee pushes himself up and walks over to his door... ]

Do you always run to little Autobots when you have an issue?

[ and there's another voice! that sounds a lot like first annoying one. the reality that Bee is going to be dealing with not one, but two Starscreams has him slowly bringing his hand down his face as he opens the door. the first Starscream, the one clad in red, just barges his ass in like he owns the place, ignoring the other Starscream for a moment and just kind of complaining loudly in Bee's general direction, complete with exaggerated hand gestures. ]

Can you believe what I have to put up with right now!? Look at this! He won't stop following me!! I don't even have anything to hit him with! Give me your cane a minute.

Starscream, I don't -

[ but before he can say another word, Starscream 2 follows and for the most part looks incredibly amused by this whole situation like this is the best thing that's happened to him all day. ]

I already told you that launching yourself into a sun would solve all your problems. But I guess begging Autobots for help is more of a priority.

[ Starscream 1 gives up one the cane thing pretty much immediately, spinning around to face Starscream 2. He jabs him in the chest with a finger because he's a rude, cranky asshole.]

I'm about two seconds away from launching you into a sun! You have been stalking me for hours, just taking constantly! Don't you ever shut up!? Go harass someone else for a while! Here, harass Bumblebee, he's right here!

Now just wait -

[ Starscream 2 retaliates by smacking away Starscream 1's hand. How dare he touch him like that. ]

I don't know. I don't think he'd be as much fun to exasperate. I'll tell you what. If you admit to my superiority in every way, I'll leave you alone. But you have to do it publicly.

[ Starscream 1 just looks baffled. Like a cross between really pissed but also really REALLY confused like this is literally the stupidest thing he's ever heard in his life. And it just came out of HIS OWN MOUTH. Well kind of, technically sorta. all the while Bumblebee's facial expression just gets sourer and sourer as time passes. ]

This is ridiculous. This is absolutely ridiculous. You are ridiculous. Superior how!? You're just annoying!

[ Starscream 2 still looks completely amused like everything is going accord to some sort of twisted plan he has going on his mind. (He probably does) ]

Do you want the long list or the short list? Obviously I'm more intelligent, better looking – well, I could go on but we'd be here all day.

WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE HELL UP? [ oops. looks like Bee has hit his limit. he's jabbing his own Starscream in the chest with his cane and the other with his finger. ] I can't even hear myself think with you two going at it like some overstuffed birds preening and screeching. Knock it off before I knock the both of you out!

[ grumbling, Bumblebee realizes that hey. camera is still rolling so he makes his way over to turn it off. ]

Forget it. I don't even remember what I was going to say in the first place...


(( ooc:  IDW Starscream is dark red, DW Starscream is purple, and Bee is just plain bold! ))

Comments

FIRST [also action obvs]

[iseedeadbees]

[MWELP Starscream just puts his hands up and actually shuts up. He doesn't feel like getting zapped by the zappin' cane today on top of everything else he has to deal with okay.]

...Wait, you were recording something?

[UGH great now everyone's going to see the Starscream showdown]

why for action?

[taselikeabee]

[ yeah, that's right. fear the cane. ]

Yeah, as a matter of fact. I was.

starscream's moving in now what

[iseedeadbees]

...Well delete it. Before anyone sees it.

[taselikeabee]

It was a live recording, moron.

[iseedeadbees]

[Starscream just TOSSES HIS HANDS UP]

Ugh, of course it was. Because today couldn't possibly get any stupider.

[asafepairofhands]

[RUDE LAUGHTER]

[taselikeabee]

[ SEE THIS FACE? ]

What would I do without a friend like you, Ratchet?

[asafepairofhands]

Aw, you'd be bored, don't lie. What, you need some help over there? They should appoint you Official Starscream Wrangler for the ship, it's not like it wouldn't count as a full-time job.

[taselikeabee]

I thought you were the Official Babysitter for all Cybertronians. Surely I couldn't take that from you.

video - locked from the starscreams >:V

[knaval]

...You can stay in my room if you need somewhere quiet to sleep until we figure out how to space them both.

[riptide has never felt pity this strong.]

video;

[taselikeabee]

[ good job, Riptide. you got him to grin a little. ]

Too bad they'd probably come back. With my luck? They'd be twice and annoying and filled with revenge.

Re: video;

[knaval]

Yeah, Starscream...s tend to be annoying like that.

...


Honestly, I got nothing. Offer still stands, though.

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[taselikeabee]

Who knows... I might take you up on that if this continues to be a thing.

[Video]

[harderfasterwrecker]

[ Whirl's optic is pretty much taking up the whole screen. He sounds positively GLEEFUL. ]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

My bet's on the red one!

[Video]

[taselikeabee]

[ omg shut up Whirl. ]

Mine is on the other one if things go south.

audio;

[redshitlord]

... You're not Bumblebee.

audio;

[taselikeabee]

Oh really... Let's see here.

Minibot? Check. Yellow? Check. Compact frame? Double check.

Sure seems to me like I fit the typical description.

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[redshitlord]

Bee's not a mini. I mean, he's not as big as Grim, but... he's not a mini.

audio;

[taselikeabee]

Perhaps yours isn't. However I am and that's all there is to it.

[ninjabike]

If you leave them alone long enough they may just do us all a favor, and be too busy trying to backstab one another to be superior.

[aerospacecommander]

Oh hello. Have we met?

[ninjabike]

If we had, I managed to block it completely from my mind to preserve myself.

[The sass is out now]

Got tired of attempting to out ego your alternate there?

[taselikeabee]

As much as I would like to, I'm not sure I'm okay with people getting caught up in the middle of that.

[ninjabike]

You talk like most of us won't somehow end up getting involved, despite trying our hardest to get away from them.

[Starscreams are like cockroaches, they always appear when you least expect and seem to never die.]

[taselikeabee]

That is... Very unfortunately true.

[ people get caught up in their fights all the time... he wishes otherwise. ]

But if I can help it, you know? I'd rather not be part of that problem.