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[notthemaniwas]

[The man recording this message, unfortunately, looks a bit disheveled at the moment. He tries to make himself look a bit better though, brushing a hand through his hair so it isn't all over the place and taking a breath to make sure his voice is steady.]

I'm not sure there's a good way to start this. My name is Charles Xavier, I'm the ships newest Interpersonal Relationships Officer. [Joy.] Any others with the same job, I would appreciate being able to speak with you so we're on the same page.

[Introductions out of the way, his expression turns a little more serious.]

Aside from that, I'd like to speak to anyone that might be able to... replicate a serum. The details are something I would prefer to discuss in private but it's important to me that I find someone.

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[notthemaniwas]

I am Charles Xavier though, the one you're thinking of, so at least your curiosity is sated. [He wouldn't exactly call himself young anymore but he's definitely younger than the Charles most people know.]

I can't say I've ever heard of the Avengers though. I haven't given much attention to what's been going on beyond the war over the past few years.

[realitywarped]

Mmm, I'm not sure you are, but- close enough, at least, that I can guess at what you might be able to do. I'd recommend not trying it on me, by the way.

[Not that he's easy to read to begin with, but just in case, a very polite warning not to try reading his mind.]

You'd have heard of them, if they existed in your slice of the universe, trust me. You'd probably have heard of me, too.

[notthemaniwas]

If you know about that then you'll be reassured to know that I'm not able to. For you or anyone else.

[Not that Charles would nose about recklessly. Okay, he actually might but can't blame him.]

The name does seem like something that would grab attention.

[realitywarped]

It's less that I'm reassured [A very, very large lie, whoops] and more that I tend to leave people with a headache.

[The less people who can look in his head, the better.]

Ah, so you have heard of me- or, I'd guess, the myths.

[notthemaniwas]

I can imagine anyone would give me a headache these days. [And Charles can't even tell. Lucky Loki.]

Myths. Although I shouldn't be surprised, unless you chose that name.

[realitywarped]

I'm not quite that Loki, less Ragnarok involved these days- but I am Loki of Asgard, brother to Thor, as much as he may regret that fact occasionally.

[Confusing, but Loki's past is, generally speaking.]