audio; a very important statement for the entire crew

[skelepun]

[Solemn silence reigns for the first few moments of the broadcast. A shuffle of papers, a clearing of his throat -- or technically, a very good impersonation of it. There's no throat to clear. Anyway.]

Okay, so. I know there's been a lot of back and forth lately, kids. And I don't wanna add to the tension, but as long as we're ripping off band aids? I figure there's no time like the present.

[Another deep breath. Clearly, this is weighing heavily on the guy.]

I'm gonna say a few words that'll mean a lot to you guys. Bran. Oatmeal. Raisins. Words that should never even brush against the word muffin. And yet every Saturday, seems like those are the only muffins I see. I'm not gonna point fingers or anything. I dunno if the blame lies with the people taking the decent pastries or the persons allowing those ingredients to infect perfectly good muffins in the first place, but it's a tragic miscarriage of judgment and for the safety of the crew, I think it's important we all address the massive, raisin dotted elephant in the room.

I'm mean, jeez, guys. There are kids on this ship. What if they mistake them for chocolate chips? We're all responsible if we do nothing. Get it together, Moira.

[Another deep breath. He's said his peace. When he speaks again, it's as if a completely different person is grinning into the mic.]

And hey, as long as we're all here, feel free to air your various grievances too. Y'know, to save the Captains their bandwidth. Let it all out.

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[dancingblade]

That was not my purpose. I am a servant of her Grace and the guide for her champion. There wasn't much need for such frivolities and much of the world's peculiarities were included in my database at the time of my creation.

... Selfishness is not a desirable quality. My existence is for the sake of the Hero and her Grace.

[moments like these, having someone who could emote would probably help this conversation immensely. As it stands... It's hard to tell if Sans made any sort of impression on her. Nonetheless, these are questions she's never been asked (or thought to ask) even if her answer seems to have been pre-planned]

[skelepun]

suit yourself, i guess. but selfishness is vastly underrated.

everyone deserves a break.

[dancingblade]

[she's got an eternity of sleep in front of her Sans... A break is the last thing on her itinerary]

Thank you for your time, Sans. It would seem that your attempt to bolster the crew's morale has been met with some success... However, the chance of you being able to procure a raisin free muffin following this might have dropped significantly if some individual's responses are to be used as examples.

Nonetheless, I pray for your success in your pursuit of ever sweeter pastries. If not for yourself, then at least for the children.

[... Is this a joke? Is she making fun of him? Who even knows]

[skelepun]

[For the sake of a little personality, Sans very much hopes she is.]

your encouragement warms the cockles of my heart, fi.

if i had one, ofc.