audio; a very important statement for the entire crew

[skelepun]

[Solemn silence reigns for the first few moments of the broadcast. A shuffle of papers, a clearing of his throat -- or technically, a very good impersonation of it. There's no throat to clear. Anyway.]

Okay, so. I know there's been a lot of back and forth lately, kids. And I don't wanna add to the tension, but as long as we're ripping off band aids? I figure there's no time like the present.

[Another deep breath. Clearly, this is weighing heavily on the guy.]

I'm gonna say a few words that'll mean a lot to you guys. Bran. Oatmeal. Raisins. Words that should never even brush against the word muffin. And yet every Saturday, seems like those are the only muffins I see. I'm not gonna point fingers or anything. I dunno if the blame lies with the people taking the decent pastries or the persons allowing those ingredients to infect perfectly good muffins in the first place, but it's a tragic miscarriage of judgment and for the safety of the crew, I think it's important we all address the massive, raisin dotted elephant in the room.

I'm mean, jeez, guys. There are kids on this ship. What if they mistake them for chocolate chips? We're all responsible if we do nothing. Get it together, Moira.

[Another deep breath. He's said his peace. When he speaks again, it's as if a completely different person is grinning into the mic.]

And hey, as long as we're all here, feel free to air your various grievances too. Y'know, to save the Captains their bandwidth. Let it all out.

Comments

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[chaostic]

Sugar makes everything taste better.

[ Despite being very dangerous, in fact, he sounds amiable as ever. ]

No, I don't usually volunteer. It always turns out to be a hassle in the end.

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[skelepun]

[Well, that makes two of them.]

So you know from inexperience. Gotcha.

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[chaostic]

And I suppose you're just a bastion of helpful advice after making light of everyone's posts, hm?

[ Because really, Sans. He had to think he was going to end up offending someone in all this. Loki's just too amused to care, not that he would care in general. ]

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[skelepun]

You got it. [Sans grins, and it can be heard in his voice.] I'm a valued asset to this ship, thanks for noticing.

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[chaostic]

You are easy going, that's for sure. [ But still Loki's curious: ] Are there really children on this ship?

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[skelepun]

You kidding? Loads. Enough that we need two people specifically assigned to keeping them from floating out the airlock.

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[chaostic]

And here I thought the Ingress, [ That's what it's called, right? ] might have some manner of morals but I suppose I'll have to get used to disappointed.

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[skelepun]

Well, it's not complete torture, living around here. [Actually, it's pretty damn easy, provided you were fine with being kept in the dark about literally everything.] Raisin muffins aside.

Big on morals, huh?