skelepun: ([sans] 67)
Sans ([personal profile] skelepun) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-06-06 07:42 pm

audio; a very important statement for the entire crew

[Solemn silence reigns for the first few moments of the broadcast. A shuffle of papers, a clearing of his throat -- or technically, a very good impersonation of it. There's no throat to clear. Anyway.]

Okay, so. I know there's been a lot of back and forth lately, kids. And I don't wanna add to the tension, but as long as we're ripping off band aids? I figure there's no time like the present.

[Another deep breath. Clearly, this is weighing heavily on the guy.]

I'm gonna say a few words that'll mean a lot to you guys. Bran. Oatmeal. Raisins. Words that should never even brush against the word muffin. And yet every Saturday, seems like those are the only muffins I see. I'm not gonna point fingers or anything. I dunno if the blame lies with the people taking the decent pastries or the persons allowing those ingredients to infect perfectly good muffins in the first place, but it's a tragic miscarriage of judgment and for the safety of the crew, I think it's important we all address the massive, raisin dotted elephant in the room.

I'm mean, jeez, guys. There are kids on this ship. What if they mistake them for chocolate chips? We're all responsible if we do nothing. Get it together, Moira.

[Another deep breath. He's said his peace. When he speaks again, it's as if a completely different person is grinning into the mic.]

And hey, as long as we're all here, feel free to air your various grievances too. Y'know, to save the Captains their bandwidth. Let it all out.
keelahselai: (for shepard of course)

[personal profile] keelahselai 2016-06-07 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
at least we're talking about the real issues on board now

I don't even know what muffins ARE
petridish: (I never hide)

[personal profile] petridish 2016-06-08 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
What I was eating before we went to Rannoch.

[of course the main thing cloney would remember about that day would be what she ate]
keelahselai: (shy bitches)

[personal profile] keelahselai 2016-06-08 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, unless Shepard ended the day by killing a small Rannoch animal and eating it in front of everyone, Tali would not remember details about snacks.]

you were eating?
petridish: (I don't have her memories)

[personal profile] petridish 2016-06-08 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
In case we ended up somewhere I'd have to use my biotics.
keelahselai: (What they doing)

[personal profile] keelahselai 2016-06-10 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
oh right. yeah. sorry, I totally forgot.

I don't remember what it looked like, though.

I hope for your sake it didn't have...raisins?...in it.


[Or apparently the wrath of Sans will be upon you.]
petridish: (I'm the real thing perfected)

[personal profile] petridish 2016-06-13 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Aliens, man.]

It was spiced apple.