thisavrou | audio; a very important statement for the entire crew

[Solemn silence reigns for the first few moments of the broadcast. A shuffle of papers, a clearing of his throat -- or technically, a very good impersonation of it. There's no throat to clear. Anyway.]

Okay, so. I know there's been a lot of back and forth lately, kids. And I don't wanna add to the tension, but as long as we're ripping off band aids? I figure there's no time like the present.

[Another deep breath. Clearly, this is weighing heavily on the guy.]

I'm gonna say a few words that'll mean a lot to you guys. Bran. Oatmeal. Raisins. Words that should never even brush against the word muffin. And yet every Saturday, seems like those are the only muffins I see. I'm not gonna point fingers or anything. I dunno if the blame lies with the people taking the decent pastries or the persons allowing those ingredients to infect perfectly good muffins in the first place, but it's a tragic miscarriage of judgment and for the safety of the crew, I think it's important we all address the massive, raisin dotted elephant in the room.

I'm mean, jeez, guys. There are kids on this ship. What if they mistake them for chocolate chips? We're all responsible if we do nothing. Get it together, Moira.

[Another deep breath. He's said his peace. When he speaks again, it's as if a completely different person is grinning into the mic.]

And hey, as long as we're all here, feel free to air your various grievances too. Y'know, to save the Captains their bandwidth. Let it all out.

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[He can't even object to the eating garbage part. He'd do that himself. Hell, at a certain point, if you get some grease soaked paper in with your french fries, is it really that different from eating another fry? Nah.

But this?

She wasn't even sharing the paper.]

If you keep going on like you are now, you're gonna have an unpleasant experience.

Edited 2016-06-07 06:47 (UTC)

We talking digestive tract-wise? I admit, I have my doubts about paper versus bran, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

For the good of the--

[There is a loud series of noisy, hacking coughs, which she barely covers her mouth for.]

Yeah, that might not have been--[She covers her mouth again, and coughs a few more times, before a piece of paper wrapper flies into her hand. She stares at it, then looks back to the MID.]--that was definitely not my coolest move.

But hey — thanks for the warning, Sans. If it wasn't for you, who knows what might've happened?

Maybe it's best if we call a truce on this muffin war.

For now.

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