thisavrou | audio; a very important statement for the entire crew

[Solemn silence reigns for the first few moments of the broadcast. A shuffle of papers, a clearing of his throat -- or technically, a very good impersonation of it. There's no throat to clear. Anyway.]

Okay, so. I know there's been a lot of back and forth lately, kids. And I don't wanna add to the tension, but as long as we're ripping off band aids? I figure there's no time like the present.

[Another deep breath. Clearly, this is weighing heavily on the guy.]

I'm gonna say a few words that'll mean a lot to you guys. Bran. Oatmeal. Raisins. Words that should never even brush against the word muffin. And yet every Saturday, seems like those are the only muffins I see. I'm not gonna point fingers or anything. I dunno if the blame lies with the people taking the decent pastries or the persons allowing those ingredients to infect perfectly good muffins in the first place, but it's a tragic miscarriage of judgment and for the safety of the crew, I think it's important we all address the massive, raisin dotted elephant in the room.

I'm mean, jeez, guys. There are kids on this ship. What if they mistake them for chocolate chips? We're all responsible if we do nothing. Get it together, Moira.

[Another deep breath. He's said his peace. When he speaks again, it's as if a completely different person is grinning into the mic.]

And hey, as long as we're all here, feel free to air your various grievances too. Y'know, to save the Captains their bandwidth. Let it all out.

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is that a grievance or praise for my incredible potato impression?

It can always be both. It makes me think I've discovered the galaxy's largest spud.

and you'd COMPLAIN about that?

i thought i knew you, tori.

When I wake up from a nap and see a potato lay next to me in the grass, it tends to confuse this old woman.

Edited 2016-06-07 08:18 (UTC)

[With her next text, Toriel helpfully includes a picture illustrating her point.]

Do you see my dilemma now, Sans?

holy crap. it's beautiful.

you must think i'm a real hot spud to spend that much time rendering a photo realistic portrait.

Edited 2016-06-07 09:17 (UTC)

L-O-L! If you wish I shall give you the picture?

I simply wanted to show you what I see every day. ];)

well gee, then no wonder you asked me out.

Edited 2016-06-07 09:28 (UTC)

[On second thought... her kids are poking around in this post. Discretion, right? That's what they both wanted.]

well gee, then no wonder you like me so much.

[She has to pause, having caught that text before it was gone.]

[Time to cover their asses. Whoops.]
You are my best friend, so of course! L-O-L.

heh, yeah, i know.

[Nice save, them.]

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