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- all about j: j,
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- dragon age: marian hawke,
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- mass effect: commander shepard,
- mcu: james buchanan barnes,
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- xenoblade chronicles: fiora
audio; a very important statement for the entire crew
[Solemn silence reigns for the first few moments of the broadcast. A shuffle of papers, a clearing of his throat -- or technically, a very good impersonation of it. There's no throat to clear. Anyway.]
Okay, so. I know there's been a lot of back and forth lately, kids. And I don't wanna add to the tension, but as long as we're ripping off band aids? I figure there's no time like the present.
[Another deep breath. Clearly, this is weighing heavily on the guy.]
I'm gonna say a few words that'll mean a lot to you guys. Bran. Oatmeal. Raisins. Words that should never even brush against the word muffin. And yet every Saturday, seems like those are the only muffins I see. I'm not gonna point fingers or anything. I dunno if the blame lies with the people taking the decent pastries or the persons allowing those ingredients to infect perfectly good muffins in the first place, but it's a tragic miscarriage of judgment and for the safety of the crew, I think it's important we all address the massive, raisin dotted elephant in the room.
I'm mean, jeez, guys. There are kids on this ship. What if they mistake them for chocolate chips? We're all responsible if we do nothing. Get it together, Moira.
[Another deep breath. He's said his peace. When he speaks again, it's as if a completely different person is grinning into the mic.]
And hey, as long as we're all here, feel free to air your various grievances too. Y'know, to save the Captains their bandwidth. Let it all out.
Okay, so. I know there's been a lot of back and forth lately, kids. And I don't wanna add to the tension, but as long as we're ripping off band aids? I figure there's no time like the present.
[Another deep breath. Clearly, this is weighing heavily on the guy.]
I'm gonna say a few words that'll mean a lot to you guys. Bran. Oatmeal. Raisins. Words that should never even brush against the word muffin. And yet every Saturday, seems like those are the only muffins I see. I'm not gonna point fingers or anything. I dunno if the blame lies with the people taking the decent pastries or the persons allowing those ingredients to infect perfectly good muffins in the first place, but it's a tragic miscarriage of judgment and for the safety of the crew, I think it's important we all address the massive, raisin dotted elephant in the room.
I'm mean, jeez, guys. There are kids on this ship. What if they mistake them for chocolate chips? We're all responsible if we do nothing. Get it together, Moira.
[Another deep breath. He's said his peace. When he speaks again, it's as if a completely different person is grinning into the mic.]
And hey, as long as we're all here, feel free to air your various grievances too. Y'know, to save the Captains their bandwidth. Let it all out.
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Okay, fine, can you at least tell me what a muffin really is?
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Oh! Yeah! I saw a bunch once on Bitty Cake Blitzkrieg!
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It's a show.
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Bitty Cake Blitzkrieg?
Okay, putting a pin in baked good for now. I think I'm gonna need to know more about the blitzkrieg.
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And they win a prize if theirs isn't awful.
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[Sans can't help being intrigued. He's only a novice baker, of course, but the scene sounds nice to say the least.]
Dunno if I could withstand a whole blitzkrieg or anything, but... sounds pretty sweet.
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You should give it a shot sometime. It'd be better than a lot of the stuff that people are saying around here.
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Good to know it's paying off.