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[squadgoals]

If anyone has found a model space ship, or something that looks like a model, in their mailbox in the past month, please let me know!

Thanks!

Comments

[beautifulspaceraptor]

Hah, no. I'll just end up painting something rude all over it and I think your craftsmanship deserves a bit more love than that.

[And by 'rude', he means lovingly rendered alien genitalia.]

I'll drop it off next shift, how about?

[squadgoals]

Ha! I'll even lend you the brush.

[fuck reapers]

Sounds good to me. How's the fabricator going, by the way?

[beautifulspaceraptor]

[Don't tempt him, Shepard, he's seriously considering it.]

It terrorized Tali and I with a wrench once, but other than that, the hardware is coming together on schedule.

[squadgoals]

Terrorized with a wrench? How? Did it eat one, or fabricate one menecingly?

[beautifulspaceraptor]

Well, we were trying to get the mass effect field to wrap properly and the thing yanked a wrench off our work table. Thought it'd been safe distance away, but nope.

Fortunately, we limited its power supply so it never achieved any horrifically dangerous velocities.

[squadgoals]

Lucky — or just safe and smart.

Think I'll stick to my omni-tool's mini-fab. What are you guys looking to make first?

[beautifulspaceraptor]

I mean, I COULD make a meter tall hyperealistic sculpture of Niko's beautiful, stubbled face.

[He's sure Tali would appreciate that.]

But I think we'll conserve ship resources and just make the spare parts instead.

[squadgoals]

Vetoed. Bust of Niko. On the double. They've got a private room now, Nihlus, and we haven't even brought them a housewarming gift.

[beat;]

Roomwarming gift. Whatever.

[beautifulspaceraptor]

Oh.

My goddess.

You are right. I will get on this immediately once the fabricator is done.

[squadgoals]

That's what I like to hear! No opportunity wasted.

Make sure his eyes are smoldering appropriately.