video; backdated to May 2nd

[heroicpose]

[ Rodimus is standing in the cargo bay since that was one of the few places that he can comfortably move around. He gives he huge, charming smile to the video, his optics squinting somewhat in his enthusiasm. ]

So, I can't happen but notice we've docked at a planet that's most uninhabited, which means no buildings or people to accidentally squash or injure!

Which leads me into my next question. Does anyone have any grenades? Size probably doesn't matter as long as they're able to be set for detonation by our huge robot fingers.

Anyone who wants to join in on a little bit of grenade tag is welcome, of course. If we get enough people we can split off into teams!

[ Organics can withstand a few explosions right??? ]

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[devilofohara]

[...well, this is an interesting request.]

...if you come through the ingress with me, there are some shipwrecks there. You can salvage some grenades and cannons from those, if you want.

[That's something she's more than willing to allow if it means she gets more people to go down to her planet with her. She wants as much time as possible to complete what she needs to do.]

They probably aren't as.... advanced as what you're used to, though.

[heroicpose]

[ Rodimus's first assumption of shipwreck is that she means space ship. There's just not a lot of water on Cybertron, okay. ]

Cannons are a little hard to run with unless it's mounted. Hmmm.

[ Would mounted cannons be cheating? He's contemplating this. ]

Yeah? How so?

[devilofohara]

[There were some mounted artillery cannons on the ships as well, so Robin just assumes that's what he's talking about.]

No, they have the kinds on little wheels as well. If you're as big as that one who turned into a boat, you could probably carry one. Unless you're really weak for your size or something.

[Her interactions with Riptide have been limited. She never actually got his name.]

Well I don't know very much about the sorts of weapons the military use, but... Just don't expect the sorts of things that you might find on a ship like this one.

[heroicpose]

Boat? Ohhh, you mean Riptide. He's like, Big McLargehuge! A statistical outlier. So is Megatron. Most of us are about my size. I'm about as tall as Riptide's chest.

[ He flexes. Look at these guns. Literally, guns on his arms. ]

Doesn't mean I'm weak.

Does this ship even have cannons? Where are they hiding them?

[devilofohara]

Oh. Well they're not that big, you should still be able to carry them.

[Some of them, at least. The aforementioned artillery cannons will actually be about a little bit larger than him, but there are a bunch of regular-sized cannons rolling around in there as well.]

This one? I don't know.

Maybe instead of trying to tell you what to expect, you could just show up and see for yourself?

[heroicpose]

[ He narrows his optics suspiciously. ]

It sounds like you're just trying to talk someone into visiting your home with you.

[ He gives her a stare down for a few moments. ]

Okay! Let's go.

[devilofohara]

[She gives an entirely non-apologetic shrug. ]

I can't go back unless there's somebody with me, and I have something I need to do there.

[Also it's not really her home anymore, but she holds off on correcting him. It's sort of a sore subject and she doesn't want to get into it.]

I was telling the truth about the bombs, though.