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thisavrou2016-05-06 05:55 pm
heroicpose) wrote in thisavrou2016-05-06 05:55 pm
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video; backdated to May 2nd
[ Rodimus is standing in the cargo bay since that was one of the few places that he can comfortably move around. He gives he huge, charming smile to the video, his optics squinting somewhat in his enthusiasm. ]
So, I can't happen but notice we've docked at a planet that's most uninhabited, which means no buildings or people to accidentally squash or injure!
Which leads me into my next question. Does anyone have any grenades? Size probably doesn't matter as long as they're able to be set for detonation by our huge robot fingers.
Anyone who wants to join in on a little bit of grenade tag is welcome, of course. If we get enough people we can split off into teams!
[ Organics can withstand a few explosions right??? ]
So, I can't happen but notice we've docked at a planet that's most uninhabited, which means no buildings or people to accidentally squash or injure!
Which leads me into my next question. Does anyone have any grenades? Size probably doesn't matter as long as they're able to be set for detonation by our huge robot fingers.
Anyone who wants to join in on a little bit of grenade tag is welcome, of course. If we get enough people we can split off into teams!
[ Organics can withstand a few explosions right??? ]
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Also weren't you supposed to lock this from Megatron or whatever?
Ugh, now he's going to tell us that this is a bad idea.
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Whatever, I'll handle it. He can't stop us.
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[He says this in a tone of admiration, which totally negates how passive aggressive it sounds.]
You know, if no one has grenades, I wonder if we can make our own.
How are you bomb-making skills?
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[ Right back atcha, Tailgate ]
Errrr... I don't want to get into it, but really good.
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What, really?!
Honestly, I was kinda expecting you to say you had no skills at all, and then we'd end up trying to make some anyway through a series of hilarious shenanigans.
[Having one of the know what to do almost takes the fun out of it.]
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[ never forgive, never forget ]
But let's just say, 'colorful backstory'.
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[STOP BEING SO SALTY OVER ONE LITTLE THING.]
Why don't you fix if it bothers you so much?
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...if you come through the ingress with me, there are some shipwrecks there. You can salvage some grenades and cannons from those, if you want.
[That's something she's more than willing to allow if it means she gets more people to go down to her planet with her. She wants as much time as possible to complete what she needs to do.]
They probably aren't as.... advanced as what you're used to, though.
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Cannons are a little hard to run with unless it's mounted. Hmmm.
[ Would mounted cannons be cheating? He's contemplating this. ]
Yeah? How so?
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No, they have the kinds on little wheels as well. If you're as big as that one who turned into a boat, you could probably carry one. Unless you're really weak for your size or something.
[Her interactions with Riptide have been limited. She never actually got his name.]
Well I don't know very much about the sorts of weapons the military use, but... Just don't expect the sorts of things that you might find on a ship like this one.
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[ He flexes. Look at these guns. Literally, guns on his arms. ]
Doesn't mean I'm weak.
Does this ship even have cannons? Where are they hiding them?
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[Some of them, at least. The aforementioned artillery cannons will actually be about a little bit larger than him, but there are a bunch of regular-sized cannons rolling around in there as well.]
This one? I don't know.
Maybe instead of trying to tell you what to expect, you could just show up and see for yourself?
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It sounds like you're just trying to talk someone into visiting your home with you.
[ He gives her a stare down for a few moments. ]
Okay! Let's go.
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I can't go back unless there's somebody with me, and I have something I need to do there.
[Also it's not really her home anymore, but she holds off on correcting him. It's sort of a sore subject and she doesn't want to get into it.]
I was telling the truth about the bombs, though.
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Dude. What?
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Ultra Magnus and the medics hate it because someone always loses a limb or three, but that's the price to be paid for fun. You should join us!
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How is that fun!
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[LOOK AT HIM HE'S PRACTICALLY VIBRATING]
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[ STILL PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE OVER THAT. ]
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That's the point of doing it on an abandoned planet!
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Would you wanna join?
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I am pretty sure that my girlfriend would be mad at me if I joined in.
[Or, squishy or not... Niko would totally join in.]
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What's the amperage on the stun grenades?
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No idea. R+D would know back home but they're not here. Don't know the techy stuff. I just throw them, stun the enemy then shoot them in the head. [Yeah. Specific.]
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[ Ed is all for a bit of fun and sparring, but explosive tag doesn't seem the wisest. ] It sounds pretty fun, definitely be interesting to watch, but...
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[ He shrugs, though, considering the spectacle of grenade tag. It does sound fun! ] But I guess you're right -- if there's no one on the surface, may as well entertain yourself at least a little bit. Well, as long as no one from the ships are out roaming around.
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You are aware we have no medic, correct? The doctors here do not need to have their time wasted by your absurd mischief.
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Come on, Megs. A little exercise is good for everyone. Besides, our plating can tough out a few teeny grenades.
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I don't believe exercise typically includes the casual use of explosives. If you're that eager to stretch your limbs, I can happily provide you with a far more productive group activity.
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Make it naked paintball and then we can talk. Hate to break it to you, but most of your non-metallic crewmates wouldn't survive a grenade.
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Well, humans are like three feet tall, right? I'm sure you could like, pop out of holes and use underground tactics.
[ He shrugs. ]
Why would you wanna take off your exoskeleton for a game anyway?
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Because the paint might stain. Why would you want to blow holes in yours?