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[squadgoals]

Hi all — Shepard here, just a quick couple of questions.

First, I know the mail system can be all over the place, so I wanted to reach out to everyone. Last month, I received this-- [And here, she holds up a hypospray with this label affixed to it. She rotates it slowly, showing off the entire label as she speaks.] --in my mailbox. Not sure what kind of medicine it is, but if you know, or know who it belongs to, please let me know as soon as possible.

Second, I wanted to ask about the Ingress. From what I've read and been told, it opens once every month, at the beginning of that month. Now, I've only been here a month — can anyone with more experience tell me if it's normal or not that it hasn't opened by now?

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[squadgoals]

[There's an explosion of questions in her mind almost immediately — two places with massive history. Who did she go with? When was it? What happened?]

You haven't been to Despoina 2181 before?

[petridish]

No. Why, have you?

[squadgoals]

Just once. It was where we found Leviathan.

Did you just show up there?

[petridish]

Yeah. What's Leviathan?

[Alas, her Shepard was waiting to buy her last DLC.]

SHIT WHEN DID I SWITCH TO TEXT (RAGES QUIETLY)

[squadgoals]

Long story short: the predecessor to the Reapers, and the sentient life that triggered their creation.

Long story long: catch me at the bar after a few, and I'll tell you everything.

WHO'S THE GARBAGE TWIN NOW

[petridish]

[She was on the same planet as the things that made the Reapers?!]

Might pass on drinking myself, but let me know when you're there.

UGHHHHH IT'S STILL YOU THOUGH

[squadgoals]

Even if I order you something with an umbrella in it?

AT LEAST I'M NOT A WORN OUT GARBAGE TWIN

[petridish]

[What is it with these people and umbrella drinks?]

I could get my own umbrella if I wanted one.

gently stuffs into the trash

[squadgoals]

Far be it from me to stop you.

What about three maraschino cherries on a tiny plastic sword, though?

drags u in with me

[petridish]

Oh, wow, I haven't had one of those since Mindoir.

[Maybe she'll drop it if she brings up the M-word...]

UGH I HATE THIS I HATE YOU

[squadgoals]

[Whoops. Time to switch tracks.]

Do you have a favorite drink?

[That's nice and safe, right?]

I HATE YOU MORE

[petridish]

I had this citrusy thing on C-Primary once, named after some small town I don't remember.

[squadgoals]

[???Town name citrus drink???]

Singapore Sling?

[Not exactly a small town, but... citrusy and named after a place?]

[petridish]

[What is that, an Alliance cruiser?]

No, it was somewhere on C-Primary.

[squadgoals]

Any idea what went in it?

["Dead parents" are not an ingredient so this is a perfectly safe conversation topic]

[petridish]

[lemon and paeroa obviously]

It was a soda. I didn't really read the label.

[squadgoals]

[spacelemons in spacepaeroa with a giant bottle made out of an old rocketship]

Might not be the same, but citrus soda is doable. I'll shoot you a message. If you've got time, I'd like to hear about Rannoch, too.