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Meh Yewll ([personal profile] imaginary_wife) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-05-01 09:45 pm

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☄ Video
Hello boys and girls. This is your resident sultry Med Bay doc here with another important announcement.

I know. You're excited. I'll give you a moment to contain yourselves. [Dry as can be. It's not often that she does video. But.... This is important. She pulls down her collar to show a thick choker that snaps shut on the side, with a button on the opposite side of the neck.]

This little piece of jewelry isn't really the kinky thing it looks like. Remember that prosthetic project I was working on? Well, I had a side-goal. In the end, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

What's so important about that? Well...

[She pushes the button on the side of the collar, and her face is suddenly more like a human woman's. Complete with hair.] The prevention in this case being "don't get caught where you might get your ass kicked".

If you're headed out into a place where your species doesn't hang out? I'll rig up a face for you and offer you one of these. Two hours of battery power. Bring it back when you're done, don't use it to be an asshole, and be careful with it. I'm not giving you a new one if you mess up that one. I made these for when we had to do hazardous work like we had to do on Emiri, so I do want them returned when you're done.

The catch is you can't be over seven feet tall or under four feet for this to work. Other than that? Anything else within that range I can make it work. We also have some lovely magicians and gods and other individuals that lean towards inexplicable here who I'm sure can give you a temporary makeover. I'll be here in Med Bay if you need me.
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[personal profile] ersatzeverything 2016-05-03 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
That. Is. Awesome.

How do I sign up to get one, and how much of my soul do I need to sell?

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[personal profile] ersatzeverything 2016-05-03 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A free sample to get me hooked. I will totally take it.
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[personal profile] ersatzeverything 2016-05-03 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Completely understandable. I have no problems with registering my face with you.