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thisavrou2015-10-01 10:27 pm
realitywarped) wrote in thisavrou2015-10-01 10:27 pm
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[She frowns at the camera, all narrowed eyes and a slight hint of irritation, still not entirely over the effects of the euxo. Those who've seen Loki around before will recognise the horns, the armour, and the scar under her left eye as identical to the teenage boy version.]
New people, I see. Is this influx going to be a regular occurrence, I wonder? Are we in fact not expected to crew the entire ship with a handful of people of varying competency?
[She folds her arms and tilts her head slightly to one side.]
But on a more important note, a question: can any of you cook? And I don't mean putting pizza in the oven, although if you can magic pizza up I might be inclined to like you. I haven't had pizza for more than a year, now. I'm feeling rather deprived. But no, I meant the ability to produce edible meals from more-or-less raw ingredients.
[She purses her lips, and adds, almost as an afterthought-]
Ah. And unless you want to see something you most likely don't want to see, stay out of my kitchens Sunday evenings, yes?
New people, I see. Is this influx going to be a regular occurrence, I wonder? Are we in fact not expected to crew the entire ship with a handful of people of varying competency?
[She folds her arms and tilts her head slightly to one side.]
But on a more important note, a question: can any of you cook? And I don't mean putting pizza in the oven, although if you can magic pizza up I might be inclined to like you. I haven't had pizza for more than a year, now. I'm feeling rather deprived. But no, I meant the ability to produce edible meals from more-or-less raw ingredients.
[She purses her lips, and adds, almost as an afterthought-]
Ah. And unless you want to see something you most likely don't want to see, stay out of my kitchens Sunday evenings, yes?
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Ah, but I don't want to make it. I want terribly greasy takeout pizza, pre-cooked, no effort from me at all.
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Mission accomplished?]You're terrible. Now I want pizza, too.
[This is the long-suffering sigh of the twin who was actually patient enough to figure out that cooking thing and got asked to make it all the time. You'd almost think it was a food group.]
I can make it if you find someone else to do the dishes.
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Terrible is one of my many titles, I'm fairly sure.
[He smiles, bright and sharp, pleased and showing it.]
I have any number of people who can't do much more in the kitchens than washing up, don't worry about that.
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[She hasn't put it together yet. The scar and the fact that he is currently a she are really throwing Wanda off.]
Two pizzas should not make a lot of dishes at least. [This isn't amateur hour; Wanda knows you can't just make one. Nothing draws the starving hordes like the smell of fresh pizza.] Unless we are all having pizza for dinner.