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[realitywarped]

[She frowns at the camera, all narrowed eyes and a slight hint of irritation, still not entirely over the effects of the euxo. Those who've seen Loki around before will recognise the horns, the armour, and the scar under her left eye as identical to the teenage boy version.]

New people, I see. Is this influx going to be a regular occurrence, I wonder? Are we in fact not expected to crew the entire ship with a handful of people of varying competency?

[She folds her arms and tilts her head slightly to one side.]

But on a more important note, a question: can any of you cook? And I don't mean putting pizza in the oven, although if you can magic pizza up I might be inclined to like you. I haven't had pizza for more than a year, now. I'm feeling rather deprived. But no, I meant the ability to produce edible meals from more-or-less raw ingredients.

[She purses her lips, and adds, almost as an afterthought-]

Ah. And unless you want to see something you most likely don't want to see, stay out of my kitchens Sunday evenings, yes?

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[commontype]

what's happenin in the kitchens sunday nights?

[realitywarped]

I may get to spend some time with Billy, if I can get people to actually let me have a little privacy for once. For such an apparently large ship, hiding places are very few and far between.

[commontype]

Billy. Ah, yeah. That makes sense.

So.. Loki. Why you's a woman? I mean, don't get me wrong. You're well fit, but why?

[realitywarped]

Work on Billy a little more, and perhaps you can join us sometimes ;-)

I am one. Sometimes. Why, is it a problem?

[commontype]

i wouldn't wanna interrupt date night, but.. if billy ever decides it's okay, count me in.

no, just didn't know you could turn into a beautiful lady.

[realitywarped]

Oh I will, believe me.

I can turn into anything I am. I suspect beautiful is pushing it, but- don't let me stop you, Eggsy, if you're set on compliments ;-)

[commontype]

you think beautiful is pushin' it?

[Did nobody have mirrors around here? Did nobody use them? Eggsy wasn't always practical, and sure, he could find attractive qualities in a lot of people, but, fuck. He'd yet to meet one person here who wasn't good looking.]

tbh, i can't decide which version of you i like better. maybe male you cause i met him first.

[realitywarped]

[Growing up dark and slight around people whose idea of beauty is tall blonde and very well defined does tend to provide a bit of a complex relationship with one's face, alas.]

Just a teensy bit of an exaggeration, I feel.

You know, that's not the answer I expected, but if you really prefer it that way, I'll bear it in mind.

[commontype]

[Maybe Eggsy's got a thing for dark-haired fellas. He's never really thought that he has one type, but he defintiely likes the way Loki looks.]

nah, like you can do whatever you feel comfortable with. that's what i'd prefer.

i just meant i met him first, but girl-you is still you, so idc.

[realitywarped]

I tend to be male most of the time, honestly. It's how I was raised, it's what people expect me to be, and it's what Billy prefers. Sometimes it's amusing to mess with expectations, though >:-D

That said, thank you.

[commontype]

hey, no problem, yeah? just lettin' ya know i think you're proper fit either way. i'd just have to get used to lady you.

you're the god of mischief, i'd imagine you'd like to mess with people.