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[redshitlord]

HELP OK SO

UM

I NEED TO KNOW LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND THEY SAY YES

ALSO WHEN YOU KIND OF MAYBE



THINK THEYRE REALLY COOL ??? IN A LOT OF WAYS

TAILGTE SAYS BRING A PRESENT AND TALK ABOUT YROUSELF BUT ?????



HOW DO I DO THIS HELP ITS IMPORTANT

[No, it's really not that important. He's just panicking and completely misreading a situation. Whoops.]

Comments

[daintylegs]

declaimer: at no point did I pretend that I knew what I was talking about

[redshitlord]

OK DUDE

COULD HAVE SAID THAT LIKE A MILLION HOURS AGO???

[daintylegs]

i gave my best answer!
that's all I could have done in that situation
the pressure was terrifying

also you didn't mention that the person was Riptide
hey everyone Sideswipe likes Riptide ;P

[redshitlord]

how was it terrifying its ME
we re friends!!
HOW IS THAT SCARY

TAILGATE SHDFK;SHDJKSDJK

THATS NOT HELPFUL EITHER STUOP STOP SHHH SHHH SHH

[daintylegs]

im sorry I should have just told the truth
that ur actually pining after megatron
its okay i can keep secrets

[redshitlord]

WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH????

[daintylegs]

and Cyclonus

[redshitlord]

i think i just lost my appetite for like the next 6 million years


g r o s s

[daintylegs]

wow excuse you

[RUDE]

srsly though I thin u might be overreacting
by
just a bit

video.

[t65]

[Luke leans in with the most confused expression.]

What- what did you do?

MY TIME HAS COME

[warandpeace]

[...Is this a Cybertronian Metal Gear date thing? Is he hearing this right?]

Did you ask someone out? On a date?

[vengeance_driven]

Ah... that can be hard.

How much you like this person? Friend like or "could one day swear self to" like?

[Guess whose been talking to Megatron about Cybertronian relationships.]

[gainedlove]

flirt a bunch and give them a big smooch!!!! be honest with your feelings!!!!!!

[deal]

Are you asking about a date?

[redshitlord]

DUDE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT hes like the complete opposite of My Type



HOW IS THIS OVERREACTING I COULD RUIN EVERYTHING

video.

[redshitlord]

I said "Hey, want to go look at the stars" and he said "yeah okay" and then I realized I just asked him to do a thing with me.

The coolest bot on this ship!

... aside from me!

[redshitlord]

Maybe?

[redshitlord]

Swear self to?

Dude, what.

[redshitlord]

ARE YOU SURE???

THAT SEEMS LIKE

RIPE FOR EMBARRASSMENT AND FRIENDSHIP RUINING

[redshitlord]

... I think so?

[daintylegs]

u really think ritpide is just going to be like
"oh jeez this guy is acting weird better not speak to him ever again"?

cuz I don't think hes going to
the worst he'll do is laugh youll see

[ventifact]

what are you talking about?
i'm pretty sure this is a normal scenario

[deal]

Just so you know, they're pretty normal and nothing to stress out about. If you like someone and want to spend time with them, just be yourself and relax. Giving them a present might make things awkward, though.

[vengeance_driven]

Sorry, this Cybertronian relationship thing is still pretty new to me. [It's still a wild ride hearing him try to say "Cybertronian" in his accent.]

So.

I think you should figure out things this person likes, but don't overdo it. Start with little thing they like. And let them talk a lot, because if they talk a lot you got a better idea of what to do next time.

[warandpeace]

Huh.

[Miller just... mostly slept with people with no intention of permanence. Didn't date all that much. And apparently when he did have feelings for someone they were too dumb to notice. So, this is actually a tough question.]

[But he certainly had ways of attracting attention when he was younger.]

I always had good luck just being a fun person to be around. [He used to actually be that, back then.] It drew people in. Meant that I wouldn't weigh them down. [Which he does now... But he's too old to be a young idiot anyway.]