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HELP OK SO UM I NEED TO KNOW LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND THEY SAY YES ALSO WHEN YOU KIND OF MAYBE THINK THEYRE REALLY COOL ??? IN A LOT OF WAYS TAILGTE SAYS BRING A PRESENT AND TALK ABOUT YROUSELF BUT ????? HOW DO I DO THIS HELP ITS IMPORTANT

[No, it's really not that important. He's just panicking and completely misreading a situation. Whoops.]

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Okay, here's what you do. First, get a piece of paper--for you, I'd say poster-sized, off-white, 80#--and then write down exactly what I tell you. It goes like this:

Do you like Sideswipe as more than a friend?

[] yes
[] no
[] maybe

After you've done that, fold the paper in half and then in half again and give it to one of your friends to deliver to Riptide to fill out, hand back to that friend, who will then return to you. Then you'll know where you stand.

Oh, and make sure that the dots of the "i"s are all, like, cute little open circles. That's super important.

Edited (removing a stray period) 2016-04-26 01:12 (UTC)

dude thats thats like something out of one of those Holemark movies or something are you serious??? humans really do that???

Totally. It never fails. Humans have been successfully using it for, like, millennia.

seriously???? is there even paper on this ship?

Sure there is. There are trees aren't there? Paper is part of the natural life cycle of trees.

paper comes from TREES?

Yeah, totally. After a tree has fully matured, every fall they slough off paper, like shedding skin, and the paper harvesters go collect the paper, stack it, bundle it, and sell it. It's only certain species of trees that do this, of course, but I've seen one around here in the gardens.

ok but like the scrapyard was right next to a forest and i literally never saw it rain paper or whatever

Must have been the wrong species of tree. Were there any Codexis cadentis trees in that forest?

[This level of bullshit is getting out of control, even by Deacon's standards, but can't stop, won't stop.]

dude how should i kno w??? bee is the earth nerd not me

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