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thisavrou2016-04-09 04:44 pm
cardboard_boss) wrote in thisavrou2016-04-09 04:44 pm
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//mission 4// [video/action] dogs and water
[Boss is pretty pleased with his new rank of Lautus, as he has a brand new stand-up bath given to him by the ship's captains no less. A handy and helpful tool if there ever was one. But the feed will show not Boss inside the shower..(Thank goodness you might say)...but a dog. Yep, that's right....
...Venom is washing DD in the stand-up shower or trying to. What? It makes a good dog bath, right?]
DD, stay! Damn....can't get the right temperature on this thing.....
[Snake went to turn the knob, as DD stared up at him looking rather wary but obedient none the less. That was until the rush of water coming out of the nozzle hits him. DD howled, as the freezing water hit his fur.]
Damn! DD....what the?- No! DD! Come back!
[Too late. The dog is out of the room before Venom can jump on his dog. Water splashed everywhere and one wet dog is now running amok aboard the ship. Great. Venom turned off the stand-up shower and cursed himself.]
Stupid shower.....how can you wash a dog in it....temperature's all wrong. [Venom now turned his attention towards his MID which was actually on for the whole thing. Really? Damn.]
If anyone sees a wet dog running around the ship he's mine. He's called DD and will answer to that name. It's my fault. Could you please return him to me if you see him or get in contact with me.
Thanks.
[Now to search for the dog. If Ocelot found out.....]
...Venom is washing DD in the stand-up shower or trying to. What? It makes a good dog bath, right?]
DD, stay! Damn....can't get the right temperature on this thing.....
[Snake went to turn the knob, as DD stared up at him looking rather wary but obedient none the less. That was until the rush of water coming out of the nozzle hits him. DD howled, as the freezing water hit his fur.]
Damn! DD....what the?- No! DD! Come back!
[Too late. The dog is out of the room before Venom can jump on his dog. Water splashed everywhere and one wet dog is now running amok aboard the ship. Great. Venom turned off the stand-up shower and cursed himself.]
Stupid shower.....how can you wash a dog in it....temperature's all wrong. [Venom now turned his attention towards his MID which was actually on for the whole thing. Really? Damn.]
If anyone sees a wet dog running around the ship he's mine. He's called DD and will answer to that name. It's my fault. Could you please return him to me if you see him or get in contact with me.
Thanks.
[Now to search for the dog. If Ocelot found out.....]
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[Which felt like such a long time ago now. Would they ever get back home? Snake hoped so. He missed it and the men that kept it going. As for DD, well....it seemed he didn't like the stand-up bath for one.]
You had a dog before, Raiden?
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[Maybe wild dogs in Africa but those didn't count. They were literal dogs of war, just like him.]
Are they even allowed on the ship?
[Said like talking goat monsters or skeletons or robots or cat things aren't also here. Maybe it just seemed like a nice pet dog was something that was too good to be true.]