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Emperor Gregor Vorbarra ([personal profile] lets_see_what_happens) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-04-02 04:23 pm

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Hello. This is Gregor Vorbarra, Senior Arbitration Officer on the ship, and I wanted to reach out to the inhabitants of the Moira new and old, to let you know that murder is not, has never been, and will never be an officially sanctioned method of arbitrating disputes either between crewmembers or officers. If you have any difficulties, please feel free to refer them to me and I will assist you as best I am able.

Have a good day.
t65: (star wars is about a 13 y/o girl)

[personal profile] t65 2016-04-03 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like you've got a lot of experience in this sort of thing. [Luke says, because anyone whose eyes didn't glaze over after the first sentence must. (You lost him at 'can't come to an accord'.)]

This thing is as big as a Star Destroyer, and not nearly as crowded. It seems like there's plenty of room to me.
t65: (i know i knowww)

[personal profile] t65 2016-04-03 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fondly, with a little roll of his eyes,] Poor you.

The fact that you're thinking ahead is why you're qualified for the job, I guess.
t65: (oh shit)

[personal profile] t65 2016-04-04 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me if you ever need any help! I mean, I don't have any experience, exactly, but my b-... my sister is a diplomat, she knows all about that.

...I guess you should really talk to her if you need help.
t65: (sad bowlcut in swamp.)

[personal profile] t65 2016-04-06 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Sorry, I never talked to people much on comms, but I guess everybody does it here... [Shrug, whatever.] I'm Luke Skywalker, it's good to meet you!

My sister is Leia Organa-- former Imperial Senator Princess Leia Organa, I guess; that's why she's so experienced with the things you were talking about.
t65: (hi im luke my best friend is a tin can)

[personal profile] t65 2016-04-06 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? I bet two would have a lot to talk about! I mean, I don't know that much about it; the Imperial Senate mostly focuses on core worlds, and Tatooine is about as far from those as you can get.
t65: (this r2 unit is fucking balls.)

[personal profile] t65 2016-04-07 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Why would anyone sound genuinely interested in Tatooine? Luke must have lead him astray somewhere.] You've probably never heard of it, even if I've heard of your home system. It's just a backwater desert planet; we're a little too close to our suns. People don't really stop by except to resupply on their way to or from the core. [He shrugs. There is nothing interesting about Tatooine.]
t65: (multiple icons of him chewing)

[personal profile] t65 2016-04-13 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. Nobody comes to Tatooine on purpose. Smugglers and bounty hunters stop by to refuel and pay respects to the local crimelord. [He sounds more than a little aggrivated by the entire concept, in a dull, bored way. It's been like this his entire life, but that doesn't mean he likes it.]

What about your home system? It's got to be more interesting than that.