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[diamondslap]

[aurelia appears on camera, smiling and generally seeming quite welcoming. those that know her, however, are probably aware what she's about to say will be anything but.]

Good evening, darlings! My, how fortunate we are! In need of supplies and come across the best possible thing: a space station where everyone who was in possession of something useful is, hopefully, dead.

Anyway, I'd like to say now as one of the ship's arbitration officers, if any of you find something to meddle in, any mystery, any people that have some missions, whatever you moral people manage to waste time on, I've decided to give you advance warning. Get involved in any affairs whatsoever, be it personal or political and I will personally murder you.

[of course to aurelia, murder is a perfectly reasonable problem solver.]

Happy hunting, darlings! Do try not to be an inconvenience.

Comments

[diamondslap]

Well, I was on vacation and accidentally got caught up in an adventure to save the moon and hunt a vault. Usual stuff. They populated the moon and so, the task of murdering hundreds of them fell into our eager meathunks.





...Er. Hands.

[whatawaste]

[Wow. Maya lost some kind of contest ending up with her for a room mate.]

...did you save the moon?

[diamondslap]

Hm? Oh, yes. I'm not sure it was entirely the right thing to do, but we saved it. Had a wonderful time either way.

[well, mostly. like 99%]

[whatawaste]

[Yeah. She's The Worst.]

Gotta get your kicks where you can.

[diamondslap]

But of course. I did have a lot of fun and that's all that really matters.

[whatawaste]

[Maya crawls up on to her bed, stretching out.]

You'd really love my home galaxy.

[diamondslap]

[aurelia raises an eyebrow at maya, reaches over to her bedside table and roots around in one of the drawers for a moment. spooky.]

I doubt that.

[whatawaste]

We have weapons that destroy whole planets.

[Well, had one, anyway. Until someone blew it up.]

[diamondslap]

It sounds like a recent development, the way you're saying it.

[she thinks back to the eye of helios. pity it was destroyed and didn't end up in her possession. ah, cest la vie.]

[whatawaste]

I can't say for sure. It was only used once.

[One time was one time too many, but she has a feeling Aurelia wouldn't agree. Better to keep her opinions to herself.]

[diamondslap]

It probably is, then. I've found people in possession of that type of weaponry are incapable of keeping it a secret for long.

[whatawaste]

Well, I can usually spot a planet. They're large. I have good eyes.