video

[diamondslap]

[aurelia appears on camera, smiling and generally seeming quite welcoming. those that know her, however, are probably aware what she's about to say will be anything but.]

Good evening, darlings! My, how fortunate we are! In need of supplies and come across the best possible thing: a space station where everyone who was in possession of something useful is, hopefully, dead.

Anyway, I'd like to say now as one of the ship's arbitration officers, if any of you find something to meddle in, any mystery, any people that have some missions, whatever you moral people manage to waste time on, I've decided to give you advance warning. Get involved in any affairs whatsoever, be it personal or political and I will personally murder you.

[of course to aurelia, murder is a perfectly reasonable problem solver.]

Happy hunting, darlings! Do try not to be an inconvenience.

Comments

Re: video;

[diamondslap]

[aurelia does her best to sound bored, this time out of spite.]

They sound awfully dull. Are you supposed to be one of those meme bots? A four million year long civil war certainly sounds like one of those memes from the ECHOnet that bloody robot kept trying to show me.

video;

[sousveillance]

[ Protagonist of The Prisoner voice— ]

I am not a meme robot! I am an Autobot!

Re: video;

[diamondslap]

Really? I'm hearing memebot.

[cute little memebot.]

video;

[sousveillance]

This is slander! Or— or libel!

[ He forgets which is which. ]

Re: video;

[diamondslap]

Why not both?

[this robot is so buttblasted it's hilarious.]

video;

[sousveillance]

It can't be both! That's a contradiction and, and—

[ Rewind falls silent, fuming. He can't think of anything witty to say. He wishes Swerve was here. Or at least Tailgate. Someone who's good with humour, even if in the latter case, it's sometimes unintentional. ]

Re: video;

[diamondslap]

You might want to take a breather darlin-- oh. You don't have a mouth. Unfortunate.

[MUTTLEY CACKLES]