Lady Aurelia Hammerlock (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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thisavrou2016-04-02 08:55 pm
diamondslap) wrote in thisavrou2016-04-02 08:55 pm
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[aurelia appears on camera, smiling and generally seeming quite welcoming. those that know her, however, are probably aware what she's about to say will be anything but.]
Good evening, darlings! My, how fortunate we are! In need of supplies and come across the best possible thing: a space station where everyone who was in possession of something useful is, hopefully, dead.
Anyway, I'd like to say now as one of the ship's arbitration officers, if any of you find something to meddle in, any mystery, any people that have some missions, whatever you moral people manage to waste time on, I've decided to give you advance warning. Get involved in any affairs whatsoever, be it personal or political and I will personally murder you.
[of course to aurelia, murder is a perfectly reasonable problem solver.]
Happy hunting, darlings! Do try not to be an inconvenience.
Good evening, darlings! My, how fortunate we are! In need of supplies and come across the best possible thing: a space station where everyone who was in possession of something useful is, hopefully, dead.
Anyway, I'd like to say now as one of the ship's arbitration officers, if any of you find something to meddle in, any mystery, any people that have some missions, whatever you moral people manage to waste time on, I've decided to give you advance warning. Get involved in any affairs whatsoever, be it personal or political and I will personally murder you.
[of course to aurelia, murder is a perfectly reasonable problem solver.]
Happy hunting, darlings! Do try not to be an inconvenience.
video;
I'm sorry, darling, do-gooders are such a pain in the neck ... but why not just let them keep on solving the mystery until it leads them to their timely death? Much, ah, cleaner, one feels.
[ Nothing about how a pair of "do-gooders" saved his own neck, nope. Not at all. He's feeling cranky today. ]
Re: video;
You'd think, wouldn't you? Unfortunately, they manage to drag a large majority down with them, and their poor choices reflect on the ship as a whole. Being a nomadic crew tends to have that effect. Have you ever heard of space pirates? They're a thing, and they are awful.
[fun to murder, but awful.]
Their last venture involved hiring mercenaries. To protect a planet with a flammable atmosphere. To protect whales.