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[ersatzeverything]

[Deacon has the wig on today and sunglasses (finally got a pair thanks to the Ingress) and a black suit that was probably once very sharp but after two hundred years and a nuclear apocalypse is very much the worse for wear.]

Hey, science-y people, anyone have experience with laser guns?


[Locked to Medbay Staff]

So, totally hypothetically, if someone wanted to completely change their face, could you do it?

[He should try to hang on to the face he's got for another six months at least, but he wants to know what his options are. And wants to know whether or not he has options.]

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[kidjoy]

Yeah, I can. What kind of colors do you like? I just gotta find some paint.

[A coloring project sounds just like the kind of thing she's rather be doing that her supposed job.]

Good. Ain't right to be stuck without a weapon around a weird place.

[ersatzeverything]

Man, tough choice. Red and green would be like, "Merry Christmas, have a laser blast to the face from me to you." Purple and pink would be "My gun shoots death...and sparkles!" Hey, maybe purple and blue. What do you think?

[There's a practical reason behind the color choice. Whatever colors it ends up, he's still going to have to stealth with this gun.]

[kidjoy]

What's wrong with sparkles? [Because that sounds a little like criticism and she knows someone with a bright pink gun.]

I like blue! And purple. I can work with that and make ya somethin' jazzy.

[ersatzeverything]

There's nothing wrong with sparkles, sparkles are great, it's just that I like sequins better. Blue and purple sequins. But we don't have any sequins, so we'll just stick to blue and purple and I'll imagine the sequins.

[kidjoy]

Sequins are pretty hard to find. [She agrees, treating the conversation dead serious.] Soon as I find the right paints, I'll spruce it up for ya. Make your gun the talk of the town.

[ersatzeverything]

[Deacon matches her tone.]

I'm totally going to have the best gun on the ship. And if we find any blue and purple sequins someday, we can always add some later.

[kidjoy]

Maybe we can ask for some. I asked for something and got it.

[ersatzeverything]

Aw, I wouldn't want you to use up your requests on account of my pistol. You should request things for yourself.

[kidjoy]

I already got what I want.

[Mostly because she's not letting herself think about what else she could ask for.]

But whatever. Maybe we'll find a planet that has some.

[ersatzeverything]

Sequins have gotta be universal. Who wouldn't love little round glitter disks? Alien or not?

[Putting some on his laser pistol might impair his stealth but he'll figure out a way to deal with that if and when it comes up.]

[kidjoy]

Jerks. Only jerks wouldn't like 'em. Glitter's only for good people.

Maybe aliens will have something even better to glue on it.