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[redshitlord]

[CLOSE UP on Sideswipe's dumb face. He's got his head propped up on his hands, lying on the floor of the observation deck, feet kicking in the air. Honestly, he just looks bored.]

Soooo...

What is there to do on this stupid ship? I mean, you guys don't even have the movie channels! Or like, video games, except on these comm things.

[He holds up a hand, shifting to rest on his other elbow. The hand is... moving like he's making it talk.]

But Sideswipe, there's a whole planet you could go hang out on! It's super cool with giant flying monsters!

Oh, yeah, I know. It's awesome. But, apparently, you make one lame choice and you're "grounded".

[Why yes there are air quotes.]

So what's a bot to do around here?

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[redshitlord]

Dude, no, you were asking about missing arms. And I've definitely never had that happen.

[He'll be sassy all he wants thank you.]

I was on Cybertron until some annoying cop bot decided to drag me along on her stupid mission, and then Bee got all of us zapped through a spacebridge.

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[sidecars]

Oh yeah, those spacebridges. Always messin' up your day...

[ Bucky has absolutely no idea what he's talking about, so he's just going to be an ass. It's the logical conclusion, right? Right. ]

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[redshitlord]

Yeah.

You have no idea.