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[redshitlord]

[CLOSE UP on Sideswipe's dumb face. He's got his head propped up on his hands, lying on the floor of the observation deck, feet kicking in the air. Honestly, he just looks bored.]

Soooo...

What is there to do on this stupid ship? I mean, you guys don't even have the movie channels! Or like, video games, except on these comm things.

[He holds up a hand, shifting to rest on his other elbow. The hand is... moving like he's making it talk.]

But Sideswipe, there's a whole planet you could go hang out on! It's super cool with giant flying monsters!

Oh, yeah, I know. It's awesome. But, apparently, you make one lame choice and you're "grounded".

[Why yes there are air quotes.]

So what's a bot to do around here?

Comments

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[redshitlord]

How can making a video game go poorly?

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[rraidergirl]

I'm actually not clear on the hows, but an explosion was involved.

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[redshitlord]

... Was it Riptide?

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[rraidergirl]

I couldn't say.

[ Yes. ]

What's all this about being grounded?

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[redshitlord]

... He didn't mean to.

Ugh, just. Me and Riptide and Marshmallow-Tailgate went whale riding and apparently that's "bad" or something.

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[rraidergirl]

It does seem rude. You wouldn't like it if someone rode on you without asking?

[ She even manages to ask that with a mostly straight face.]

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[redshitlord]

Psh, like they could.

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[rraidergirl]

You lot did manage to catch and ride a whale, it can go both ways.

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[redshitlord]

Uh, yeah, cause we had a boat.

They don't.