Sideswipe {RiD} (
redshitlord) wrote in
thisavrou2016-03-12 03:56 pm
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[CLOSE UP on Sideswipe's dumb face. He's got his head propped up on his hands, lying on the floor of the observation deck, feet kicking in the air. Honestly, he just looks bored.]
Soooo...
What is there to do on this stupid ship? I mean, you guys don't even have the movie channels! Or like, video games, except on these comm things.
[He holds up a hand, shifting to rest on his other elbow. The hand is... moving like he's making it talk.]
But Sideswipe, there's a whole planet you could go hang out on! It's super cool with giant flying monsters!
Oh, yeah, I know. It's awesome. But, apparently, you make one lame choice and you're "grounded".
[Why yes there are air quotes.]
So what's a bot to do around here?
Soooo...
What is there to do on this stupid ship? I mean, you guys don't even have the movie channels! Or like, video games, except on these comm things.
[He holds up a hand, shifting to rest on his other elbow. The hand is... moving like he's making it talk.]
But Sideswipe, there's a whole planet you could go hang out on! It's super cool with giant flying monsters!
Oh, yeah, I know. It's awesome. But, apparently, you make one lame choice and you're "grounded".
[Why yes there are air quotes.]
So what's a bot to do around here?

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Uhh, because they're all like, thieves or murderers or crazy giant monsters who want to kill everyone. That's kinda what the whole war was about. I think.
[Ah, the dubious benefits of being 'born' after a huge interplanetary conflict.]
Dude we live like... millions of years. It could literally be forever.
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That's... a long time. [Congratulations on the understatement, Liquid.]
If you're grounded, they should give you a set start and end date. Rather pointless to keep it up in the air if you'll learn your lesson eventually, don't you think?
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[He props his chin in his hands again.]
Yeah! Seriously! Not that I'm really going to listen, but it'd be nice to know how long I don't have to listen for.
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[Getting all philosophical.]
That's the spirit. If they can't even decide how long you're out for, then clearly you should just decide for yourself. If they cared enough, they'd specify.
[He's so encouraging.]
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[Sideswipe. Watch less action movies and more history channel, idiot.]
Hah! Dude, I like that idea.
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[Or, in his case, literally.]
Thought you might. If the rules are unclear, sometimes you've got to make your own.
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[Humans don't build other humans do they.]
Oh, dude. I've been doing that since I could function.
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[Oooooor they could be cloned from the greatest soldier of the 21st century, but who's counting?]
So have I. A good way of going about things, I'd say.
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[That's sort of mind-boggling, honestly.]
Well, me too.
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[Cue one incredibly angry kid running around Angola with a knife.]
Good.
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Hell, I've lived it.
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I dunno if that's awesome, scary, or sad, dude.
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It still sounds like it sucks, dude.
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[An angry, angry clone who wants to fight everything. One hundred percent okay.]
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And stuff.
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[One absolutely sure thumbs-up.]
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[And raise you finger guns.]
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