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[sidecars]

[ After several informative talks about modern contraception from his roommates and down in Medbay, Bucky can't keep all of this brand new knowledge to himself! No sir! He has wisely chosen to use the public network to proclaim his discoveries. Enjoy. ]

Why have I only just learned about flavored condoms?!

[ Seriously, guys. Shame on you. Also someone take his MID privileges away from him. ]

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text; oh my god ihy

[sidecars]

Bucky Barnes
You know
His PARTNER
Swell sniper
Has a fantastic smile

He doesn't have all that fancy super soldier strength
Just an average Joe getting it done

text; o

[foggybear]

Isn't he his brother or something?

I haven't been to the museum in a while

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[sidecars]

Well sort of, but

Wait what museum?

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[foggybear]

The Smithsonian????

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[sidecars]

Holy moley!
That's actually pretty grand

Good for Cap

[ And he does mean that. Steve needs all the adoration his country can give him after the sacrifices he made for their freedom. ]

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[foggybear]

It's a pretty sweet set-up.

There's stuff about the others, though. Howling Commandos?

text; 1/2

[sidecars]

That's good
We worked plenty with them

text; 2/2

[sidecars]

I mean
They
Obviously
I'm still not very good at this "texting" thing

[ Ha ha ha... ha. ]

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[foggybear]

You realize you potentially slipped up in front of a lawyer, right?

You seem to be pretty adept at texting my broheme

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[sidecars]

What in the hell is a broheme?

[ And with that, changing the subject on his mistake. ]

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[foggybear]

I'm trying to be hip and cool like all those youths in their fraternities.

Is it working?

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[sidecars]

I couldn't say
I didn't finish high school let alone pledge at a fraternity