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Bucky Barnes ([personal profile] sidecars) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-03-06 10:37 pm
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[ After several informative talks about modern contraception from his roommates and down in Medbay, Bucky can't keep all of this brand new knowledge to himself! No sir! He has wisely chosen to use the public network to proclaim his discoveries. Enjoy. ]

Why have I only just learned about flavored condoms?!

[ Seriously, guys. Shame on you. Also someone take his MID privileges away from him. ]
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takeitslow: ([Lay])

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[personal profile] takeitslow 2016-03-08 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
See? Totally pointless if they taste bad.

[Ugh, shhh. No.]

What about the smell? Anyone mentioned smell?
sidecars: (poof!)

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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-03-08 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... Not that I'm the one tastin' 'em! [ Just in case that wasn't clear to anyone!!! ] Smell? No, I figure it'd smell like plastic like always.
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[personal profile] takeitslow 2016-03-09 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? Sounds weird, I'd lick one.

Yeah, but if its flavored shouldn't it smell like the flavoring? Like, you'd end up with strawberry scented junk? What's the point of only changing it for one of the senses?
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-03-09 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, fine. I'd lick one so long as it wasn't strapped on to anyone.

I dunno, pal. You're asking the wrong guy about the aesthetics of an invention I had nothing to do with.
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[personal profile] takeitslow 2016-03-09 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Why, chicken?

Then who should I be asking? You're the one to bring it up to everyone on the ship.
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-03-09 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm not bent.

[ Chicken, is that what we are calling homoness now?? ]

Well, I say we all gang up on Tony Stark and make him invent some good flavored condoms that fit our specifications.
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[personal profile] takeitslow 2016-03-09 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
What the hell is bent?

[Is that some kind of new slang? He so hates being years behind half the ship.]

You could just ask the science officers. Unless this Stark guy is one.
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-03-10 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing! You're getting caught up on the wrong details here.

[ It means homosexual! It means homo in British slang. And Bucky is sooo not homo enough to be licking a condom on someone else. ]

He's an engineer, inventor, jackass, among other things...
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takeitslow: ([Teenage])

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[personal profile] takeitslow 2016-03-10 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Or the right ones. What's wrong with telling me? It's not nice to keep your kids new slang away from someone. I can't help it I came a few decades too early for all this.

And why do you want to ask a jackass for help?
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[personal profile] sidecars 2016-03-14 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! I'm pretty sure I'm a few decades older'n you, pal. So it's really not new. Maybe they don't even use it anymore! Then I'd be teaching you something outdated that'd make you unhip with your peers. That's not good!

[ No, better to leave you in suspense than ruin your friendships. ]

Because usually jackasses are the last hope. That's always how it works...
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[personal profile] takeitslow 2016-03-14 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
You don't look older at all. And I'm not worried about being 'unhip', grandpa. I'm cool enough to pull off some stupid slang. Besids, 70s. I'm already behind the times with pretty much everyone here.

[If only he'd buy that.]

Maybe because nice people usually don't bother going after power or degrees.
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