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Emma Swan ([personal profile] sheriffing) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-03-05 10:11 pm

001: video

So, here's the thing. I get that most of us don't want to be here.

[let's start by acknowledging that, alright? Emma doesn't want this. she's new, she's pissed, and all she wants is to get back home to her son. there's a role she's being forced into here that she'd like to totally ignore, but that's only going to make her life harder in the long run.

if playing along is what's going to get her home, then she's playing along - for now.]


It's apparently enough of an issue that I've been enlisted as a personnel retrieval officer. What that means for you is that if you're not where you need to be, I'll have to find you, and then I'll have to escort you to the right place. you can try getting out of it but I have almost too much experience in this sort of thing, and I always get my guy.

[it's being a bailbondsperson all over again. she may not want to do this, but she's perfectly capable of it.]

So show up for work, alright? This sucks enough on it's own without any of us making it worse.
saveyourserpent: (smile)

Re: video

[personal profile] saveyourserpent 2016-03-13 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
An excuse for an excuse.

[Finally, he laughs.]

I'm only joking. I didn't realize showing up for work was so difficult around here.
saveyourserpent: (thoughtful)

Re: video

[personal profile] saveyourserpent 2016-03-15 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
That I can absolutely understand. I suppose I lucked out in getting something I'm skilled in, although I'm very much not a fan of a coworker of mine.

[Working with his dad is not fun.]

I do wonder how they go about deciding things.
saveyourserpent: (Default)

Re: video

[personal profile] saveyourserpent 2016-03-26 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
It'll turn out they just stick everyone's name in a bag or something, or throw darts, and some of us just get incredibly lucky.

That or they have some sort of... mystic power decide or something.