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So, here's the thing. I get that most of us don't want to be here.

[let's start by acknowledging that, alright? Emma doesn't want this. she's new, she's pissed, and all she wants is to get back home to her son. there's a role she's being forced into here that she'd like to totally ignore, but that's only going to make her life harder in the long run.

if playing along is what's going to get her home, then she's playing along - for now.]

It's apparently enough of an issue that I've been enlisted as a personnel retrieval officer. What that means for you is that if you're not where you need to be, I'll have to find you, and then I'll have to escort you to the right place. you can try getting out of it but I have almost too much experience in this sort of thing, and I always get my guy.

[it's being a bailbondsperson all over again. she may not want to do this, but she's perfectly capable of it.]

So show up for work, alright? This sucks enough on it's own without any of us making it worse.

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So, I know we're all thinkin' it, but.

What if someone is late for work just so you'd have to escort them.

[Yeah, nobody could blame him for wanting a beautiful women to keep him company.]

Then they have to go to work with a bruised face.

[ Come on, seriously?]

You'd beat someone up cause they want to spend time with you?

[That's kinky, but anyways.]

Just lightening the mood, yeah? Besides, was that many people skippin out on work that they needed someone to enforce it?

If there weren't that many people trying to get out of it, they would have assigned me to something else.

Don't most people want to get home? We should be trying to make things run smoothly here.

Nah, not really. Well, I mean, there's a bunch of people that want to go home, but I don't think it's everybody?

I agree with making things run smoothly though. Might be easier on us all if we worked together.

If we do it right, they could always follow someone else home.

Chasing people down might not be the best way to do it, but it's a start.

Follow someone else home? Like go to another person's universe?

Hey, I don't bet many people would actually fight ya on workin' or anythin'. Gets kinda borin' some days with nothin' to do.

Like that. Wouldn't be the first time.

You'd be surprised.

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