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[There's an actual video post from Niko Bellic for once. And this is important because that angry set to his features which may otherwise be known as "resting bitch face" is even more angry at the moment.]

Alright, I don't know who was in the Cargo Bay with the cardboard tank. But I do know one of them fucking tranqed someone. Don't fucking tranquilize people in the Cargo Bay. Do it in other places where tranquilizing people is okay, which I am guessing is not many. What if a person is stepped on by robots accidentally. [He's pissed enough to start losing his English, and he's rolling those "R"s extra hard.] Is robots here! Big robot! That would hurt like shit. I could run someone over with loader or squish them with box.

And as a notice of emergency, I might need one of Bruce Banner's very gentle and kind friends to come down here and help me with a slight problem. Very gentle. Very kindly. Please. Maybe bring him some tea and headache things.

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Yeah, I think I'll do that pretty soon. [It was just too tempting an offer.]

Some shield. Is this Steve guy some kind of warrior? [Because shields were used by knights and warriors of days gone past, right? Unless he was in some kind of militia that used bullet blocking shields.]

He's a soldier from World War II that was frozen in ice for a bunch of decades but survived because he's a supersoldier. But he's a pretty friendly guy.

[They are a room of weird unfortunate soldier guys.]

Sounds like a tough guy to survive being put on ice. [Venom made a note to go and visit Steve if he wouldn't already run into him back at the room.]

So, what about you, Niko? What did you do for a living before the Ingress brought you here?

I was a ballerina from Belgrade.

[It's obvious from his tone he's being sarcastic.]

I am a vet of the Yugoslav wars.

Yeah, I can just imagine you in a tutu doing some curtsies.

[Why not go along with this guy's sense of humour? The guy is actually alright.]

A solider too, huh? That makes two of us.