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[There's an actual video post from Niko Bellic for once. And this is important because that angry set to his features which may otherwise be known as "resting bitch face" is even more angry at the moment.]

Alright, I don't know who was in the Cargo Bay with the cardboard tank. But I do know one of them fucking tranqed someone. Don't fucking tranquilize people in the Cargo Bay. Do it in other places where tranquilizing people is okay, which I am guessing is not many. What if a person is stepped on by robots accidentally. [He's pissed enough to start losing his English, and he's rolling those "R"s extra hard.] Is robots here! Big robot! That would hurt like shit. I could run someone over with loader or squish them with box.

And as a notice of emergency, I might need one of Bruce Banner's very gentle and kind friends to come down here and help me with a slight problem. Very gentle. Very kindly. Please. Maybe bring him some tea and headache things.

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[ A guy is just working on a cage, being perfectly quiet and harmless and generally unsuspecting— then, out of the blue, he gets tranqed. Great. Because apparently he just can't ever catch a break around here.

Bruce doesn't even realize it happens until it's too late. He feels a strong prick and he reaches for it, plucks out the dart, has a moment of "what the hell..." before the drug starts affecting him. He turns around, already woozy, and a couple of steps later, pretty much stumbles over his own feet and falls flat on the floor.

When he comes to, it's with a drawn out groan, his sight blurred, his whole body too heavy for him to manage more than turn his head to the side, trying to figure out what happened— and if he's still even in the cargo bay to begin with. ]

[EMERGENCY?

Peridot looks agitated about this news. She comes on the screen right up in the camera, brow furrowed, tone urgent.]

What does "tranquilize" mean? Is Banner okay?

Tranquilizers are little darts that knock people unconscious instead of killing them. And they tend to give you a headache. So...

He'll be okay. I just ah, don't want him mad when he wakes up. Cause that can go pretty bad.

...Oh. [She deflates a little.] I see. I was... unaware that humans possessed such non-lethal means of subduing one another.

...Wait, why would someone do that? Was he starting to change?

No, he was fine when I saw him.

And then he was unconscious with a dart in him, and the tank had fled.

I know I missed something while my back was turned but ah...

Anyway yes, we actually have a lot of non-lethal ways to subdue each other.

I don't understand, what's this tank you keep talking about? How is there a tank made of cardboard of all things?

[Sorry Niko, she's agitated and confused about all this]

I am going to be very honest with you. I have no idea. It was a tiny cardboard tank, and scooting across the floor when I saw it. And then Bruce Banner goes down, he has dart in him, tank is fled.

I got a friend who is into boxes. I will ask him for advice.

But right now I mostly want to make sure Bruce is in an okay mood when he wakes up. He has every right to be angry and that is all the more reason we should make sure he is happy.

[She exhales in a weary sort of way.]

Nnngh... Yes, that... should probably be your priority. I'd offer to help but... being comforting isn't something that I really... mm....

I don't think he knows me well enough so I would appreciate help.

[He doesn't realize how lacking in comfort Peridot can be.]

[Ah. So the humans have their own ridiculous shenanigans inflicted on the Cargo Hold. How quaintly familiar.]

Is this something that needs to be looked into? Tailgate can be rather clumsy and reckless on his hoverboard.

[Squishing one of their crewmates would be very bad. Megatron is fairly certain the little Autobot would likely cry about it for a month.]

Niko, dude! Someone got shot up with a tranquilizer? Bruce got it? They just left him there? [He's just parroting back what he's heard, looking a little upset himself. He likes Banner. More importantly he's his sisters, friend, teammate? Something from her world. Either way it ends up as not cool.]

You need help?

This is not your fault. You guys are fine. It probably is a bad idea to leave someone unconscious where you usually walk, though. Just saying.

[Or where he drove.]

Got shot once. Very accurately. And yes, just left him there.

Bruce Banner turns into a giant green monster when he is angry. One that can tear down cities. He can't help it. It just happens.

So we should make this a pretty good wake-up.

Eeeegh...

[She doesn't really sound convinced.]

Has no one else contacted you regarding the matter? I'm sure there must be others on the ship better suited to this... unique situation.

[ Okay, wait. What. This sounds like a problem. ]

Are you still in the cargo bay? [ More importantly: ] Did anyone else get hit?

Yeah, I'm still here. I have him in a safe place and I put my jacket under his head.

Why don't you and the girl who offers as well come down here and be with him when he wakes up.

Steve says he's coming, but I told him you should go too. You know him.

I'll be there. [ He's not sure who the girl is, but it might not be a good idea to have too many people around once he comes to. ] Have you found out who it was yet?

...cardboard tank, huh? [Well, doesn't that sound familiar? Snake used to have one of those back during the Peace Walker event. R+D created some wonderfully useful tanks back then, even if they were a little primitive.]

The ones I know can also shock enemies too. [Because yep. Interesting facts here.]

Not yet, no.

[Somehow he never noticed who was under that box, but he never expected them to wage a cardboard tank attack.]

I'll ask around after Banner comes to. He's our priority now, but after that, we'll find 'em.

[ To at least cover the basics of no tranquilizers in the cargo bay. Or anywhere else for that matter. A pause, and Steve adds: ] Are you okay?

I'm fine. I am more worried about him.

And you know, being a little pissed off about people being idiots in this place where I work.

[There was some way with less words he could have managed all that.]

Shit. Doesn't this place have security cameras so we can find out who it was?

[They'd kept footage of the deaths at the trials. Surely they could get whoever was in charge to look up who caused this.]

He turns into a what? You mean Bruce's is the-you know, whatever. Not important right now. [He sighs.]

Is anyone coming for him?

They could shock enemies??

That's actually pretty neat.

Anyway this involved a tranquillizer dart. And I have no idea why.

Sure. Hopefully whoever it was actually left the box at some point.

Yes, we got a couple of people.

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