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[vengeance_driven]

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[There's an actual video post from Niko Bellic for once. And this is important because that angry set to his features which may otherwise be known as "resting bitch face" is even more angry at the moment.]

Alright, I don't know who was in the Cargo Bay with the cardboard tank. But I do know one of them fucking tranqed someone. Don't fucking tranquilize people in the Cargo Bay. Do it in other places where tranquilizing people is okay, which I am guessing is not many. What if a person is stepped on by robots accidentally. [He's pissed enough to start losing his English, and he's rolling those "R"s extra hard.] Is robots here! Big robot! That would hurt like shit. I could run someone over with loader or squish them with box.

And as a notice of emergency, I might need one of Bruce Banner's very gentle and kind friends to come down here and help me with a slight problem. Very gentle. Very kindly. Please. Maybe bring him some tea and headache things.



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[peridork]

[EMERGENCY?

Peridot looks agitated about this news. She comes on the screen right up in the camera, brow furrowed, tone urgent.]

What does "tranquilize" mean? Is Banner okay?

[vengeance_driven]

Tranquilizers are little darts that knock people unconscious instead of killing them. And they tend to give you a headache. So...

He'll be okay. I just ah, don't want him mad when he wakes up. Cause that can go pretty bad.

[peridork]

...Oh. [She deflates a little.] I see. I was... unaware that humans possessed such non-lethal means of subduing one another.

...Wait, why would someone do that? Was he starting to change?

[vengeance_driven]

No, he was fine when I saw him.

And then he was unconscious with a dart in him, and the tank had fled.

I know I missed something while my back was turned but ah...

Anyway yes, we actually have a lot of non-lethal ways to subdue each other.

[peridork]

I don't understand, what's this tank you keep talking about? How is there a tank made of cardboard of all things?

[Sorry Niko, she's agitated and confused about all this]

[vengeance_driven]

I am going to be very honest with you. I have no idea. It was a tiny cardboard tank, and scooting across the floor when I saw it. And then Bruce Banner goes down, he has dart in him, tank is fled.

I got a friend who is into boxes. I will ask him for advice.

But right now I mostly want to make sure Bruce is in an okay mood when he wakes up. He has every right to be angry and that is all the more reason we should make sure he is happy.

[peridork]

[She exhales in a weary sort of way.]

Nnngh... Yes, that... should probably be your priority. I'd offer to help but... being comforting isn't something that I really... mm....

[vengeance_driven]

I don't think he knows me well enough so I would appreciate help.

[He doesn't realize how lacking in comfort Peridot can be.]

[peridork]

Eeeegh...

[She doesn't really sound convinced.]

Has no one else contacted you regarding the matter? I'm sure there must be others on the ship better suited to this... unique situation.

[vengeance_driven]

Steve says he's coming, but I told him you should go too. You know him.

[peridork]

Being 'calming' isn't exactly a skill that I possess in any great quantity, though.