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[notpatsy]

[ Trish is looking a lot better than she did not too long ago at all. Actually, those who saw her back then will probably note that she is looking better than she logically speaking should. The wonders of healing magic, eh? Thank you, Cyrus!

She seems to be rather in her element at the moment, calm and confident, smiling a little while she speaks. ]

Hello, my name is Trish Walker, I'm kind of new around here, and back where I'm from I hosted a radio show.

[ She supposes that maybe some of the worlds people are from may not have radio, but if that's the case she figures they can just ask what it is. ]

I've been tasked with doing the same thing here, so I figured I'd ask you guys what sort of content you'd like, what time of day you'd like the show to go on, and if you have any other thoughts on the matter. So, fire away, guys, I'm all ears!

[ No guarantees she'll give anyone what they want, but she is genuinely interested in hearing about it. ]

And if anyone would be willing to come on the show for an interview, that would be amazing. I have so many questions for all of you, and I’m sure we’d all be interested to hear about other worlds and universes.
Thanks for listening, and I hope to hear from you

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[hyperkinesia]

Space weather segment?

[ He doesn't even look all that serious, but it is an honest suggestion. Kind of. ]

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[notpatsy]

[ She presses her lips together, trying not to laugh. ]

Cloudy with a chance of meteor showers?

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[hyperkinesia]

Why not? [ He shrugs, smiling. ]

But in all seriousness, it could be interesting and even useful. Information about where we are, how close we are to certain space objects and how that can affect us, conditions of any planet we might be docking, radiation and energy levels... so on.

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[notpatsy]

Okay. You wanna be my weather guy?

[ Because she sure won't know that info, or where to get it, but it's a good idea. ]

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[hyperkinesia]

Oh. [ Wait no that's not what he was suggesting. ]

Well, I can uh... give you the information? I check it every morning, in any case. It shouldn't take more than a few minutes for you to announce it.

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[notpatsy]

[ Making Bruce nervous, her new favourite sport. ]

That would be fantastic, thank you.

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[takeitslow]

Music. Music, music, music. This place is lacking in music. No need to talk about anything, just play some tunes.

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[notpatsy]

What kind of music do you like?

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[takeitslow]

Oh geez. Like, Alice Cooper, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Zeppelin. Even some softer stuff like Croce, or Warwick or Joni. But you know, anything that doesn't suck will be okay.

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[notpatsy]

Stuff that doesn't suck, I think I can work with that guideline.

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[takeitslow]

I hope you can. It's about time this place had something worth listening to. The silence is getting boring.

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[notpatsy]

How long have you been on board?

[vengeance_driven]

I'm not too good with interviews. But I do like music.

[notpatsy]

There will definitely be some of that too.

[imaginary_wife]

You know what, I wouldn't mind talking to someone about this ship. Especially since health issues on an interplanetary basis is something that most of the crew hasn't regularly encountered.

[notpatsy]

I know I haven't. I'd love to have a conversation with you about it on the show.

[imaginary_wife]

Good. I can give my all-points bulletin about washing your hands after you use the restroom.

[Said dryly but she's only partially joking.]

[notpatsy]

[ That draws a huff of amusement from Trish. ]

Thank you for making me think about how many people might need that reminder on board.

[imaginary_wife]

Having that sad realization it's more than you think?

[notpatsy]

Yep, that one. Ye olde "I know you just had your dick in that hand, and now you want me to shake it."

[niffin]

You're a radio announcer, and we didn't use that as a distraction?

[ She's kidding. Mostly kidding. And more than a little curious about where a radio announcer learned some of those moves — but that's a can of worms it doesn't pay to open. Not when its surface is so shiny and reflective. ]

You should definitely do horoscopes, though. [ Alice, that's a newspaper thing. ] And an advice thing. Like Dear Abby.

[notpatsy]

[ It's not very exciting, really. She hired an instructor. ]

How would that have distracted anyone? And I don't actually know how to do horoscopes.

[ Never mind that she thinks they are ridiculous. ]

But I could do the Dear Abby thing.

[ And probably suffer for it. ]

[niffin]

I always kind of assumed you just picked them out of a hat. Like, Libra, sunny with a chance of showers.

What kind of show did you do back home, though? If it was popular there, probably the same thing would work here.

[notpatsy]

[ That makes her laugh. ]

We could do that.

[ Randomized horoscopes would be pretty funny. ]

I had a lifestyle show.

[niffin]

Yeah, you could definitely make that work here. We're all on dining shifts, so maybe recipes would liven things up. [ Having the Norse god of trickery as head chef probably does enough of that, but. You know. ] Or like, 'the best holographic training room workout programs'. Get some Gene Simmons in there.

[ Richard Simmons. She's thinking of Richard Simmons. Probably. ]

How do you even end up with a job like that? On radio?