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[justabit]

if someone could theoretically make you anything in you could imagine, what would you ask for

"a way back home" or "ways to contact my family" are stupid ideas and off the table. im not a miracle worker im a scientist

i'm not making any weapons for anyone either so dont ask

beyond that its a free-for-all. making no promises that i'll actually take your suggestion to heart unless its a REALLY good idea or you've got a good bribe

otherwise, nothing's too crazy for me to figure out so really dream big here go nuts

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[justabit]

you don't need to be a homicidal maniac to want to shoot an asshole in the gut. i'm a genius, i know a lot of people would pay a lot to see me dead.

meeseeks never die. they can't break down, can't be destroyed. can't be reprogrammed and only listen to the person who have summoned them. you're comparing the two on basic principles, but it's like comparing the entire star wars series to it's shitty, one-off holiday special.

"oh, they're both star wars what the bfd?" the bfd is that the holiday special is bad enough to give children nightmares. it was aired once and wasn't even sold to vhr like, how can you even include that pile of shit to the rest of the series?

anyway, i come from a little place called "n.o.y.b.a"