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[justabit]

if someone could theoretically make you anything in you could imagine, what would you ask for

"a way back home" or "ways to contact my family" are stupid ideas and off the table. im not a miracle worker im a scientist

i'm not making any weapons for anyone either so dont ask

beyond that its a free-for-all. making no promises that i'll actually take your suggestion to heart unless its a REALLY good idea or you've got a good bribe

otherwise, nothing's too crazy for me to figure out so really dream big here go nuts

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[sidecars]

Just try that and see what happens!!1

[justabit]

[you gullible child]

jesus christ i was kidding.

i'm probably old enough to be your grandfather i'm not actually gonna ask you to suck my dick

[sidecars]

Then why would you
Never mind!
Let's see how good this jetpack is before you start giving sarcastic demands!