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[justabit]

if someone could theoretically make you anything in you could imagine, what would you ask for

"a way back home" or "ways to contact my family" are stupid ideas and off the table. im not a miracle worker im a scientist

i'm not making any weapons for anyone either so dont ask

beyond that its a free-for-all. making no promises that i'll actually take your suggestion to heart unless its a REALLY good idea or you've got a good bribe

otherwise, nothing's too crazy for me to figure out so really dream big here go nuts

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[pleasereset]

I'm ten. Why?

[justabit]

because now i can't even make fun of you for having such an immature idea fuck

it's not even stupid anymore you're just straight up ten years old. practically still in the womb

[he was hoping you were an adult because making fun of people for dumb ideas is a good way to pass the time but now he just feels like a dick. that's like seeing a single adult man buy my little pony toys and laughing at them for being a brony until they reveal it's for their child it's just not funny anymore]

okay listen kid, i'm not santa claus. it's not even christmas for crying out loud

i'm not here to make toys, i'm here to make useful inventions so unless you've got a good bribe for grandpa rick you can kiss that skateboard goodbye