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[justabit]

if someone could theoretically make you anything in you could imagine, what would you ask for

"a way back home" or "ways to contact my family" are stupid ideas and off the table. im not a miracle worker im a scientist

i'm not making any weapons for anyone either so dont ask

beyond that its a free-for-all. making no promises that i'll actually take your suggestion to heart unless its a REALLY good idea or you've got a good bribe

otherwise, nothing's too crazy for me to figure out so really dream big here go nuts

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[niffin]

you see why i want the flame retardant. if it was sparkledogs i wouldn't ask

you get your pick from:

- apparently universal currency
- kind of sketchy chocolate
- vague unspecified favours
- non-euphemistic incredible luck 24 hours
- as much food and/or alcohol as i can regularly sneak out of the cafeteria*
- a gel pen
- me not breaking into your lab and moving everything in the middle of the night

*offer void if it's on fire

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[justabit]

-universal currency
-sketchy chocolate
-vague unspecified favours
-incredible luck if we ever land on a planet with casinos
-as much alcohol as you can fucking carry
-the gel pen

that shit for the flame retardant. deal?

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[niffin]

deal. but for the gel pen i expect a drinky bird thrown in

nice doing business with you

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[justabit]

whoo boy, you really drive a hard bargain, but fine.

you're lucky i really want that gel pen