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[justabit]

if someone could theoretically make you anything in you could imagine, what would you ask for

"a way back home" or "ways to contact my family" are stupid ideas and off the table. im not a miracle worker im a scientist

i'm not making any weapons for anyone either so dont ask

beyond that its a free-for-all. making no promises that i'll actually take your suggestion to heart unless its a REALLY good idea or you've got a good bribe

otherwise, nothing's too crazy for me to figure out so really dream big here go nuts

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[kickbancaboose]

a robot designed specifically to give piggyback rides

but like a robot that doesn't talk because i don't have time to listen to bullshit about how it's tired or needs a break, i'm a busy man and i need full time piggyback ride action

or you know like an electric scooter or something i'm not picky

[justabit]

i like the way you think

except for the piggyback part, that's stupid. but a robot who can't talk is a good idea those fuckers will complain for hours about the purpose you've assigned to them

fucking whiny little shits


anyway ill make you either but you gotta give me something in return, i don't work for free

[i mean. it's your job to make shit for the crew members so technically you have to work for free rick but okay]

[kickbancaboose]

look buddy YOU asked so dont fucking judge me for being honest

[ why walk when you can get a free ride everywhere! ]

i guess i can figure out something to get you in return if you're going to be all stingy about it. what do you want?

[justabit]

seen any flasks around anywhere?

[kickbancaboose]

[ that seems easy enough for church's lazy ass to obtain. ]

sure. how many do you want?

[justabit]

just one nice flask to hold alcohol. big, but not too big that i cant fit it in a convenient inside pocket. preferably chrome and not one of those round ones

[kickbancaboose]

[ how is it possible to have so many preferences about flasks aren't they all the same ]

damn you're picky but ok
where should i bring it when i find it?

[justabit]

[clearly you haven't met someone who's lifeblood is alcohol before]

just bring it to the bar, chances are you'll find me there

look for the only old guy on the ship

[kickbancaboose]

you got it, see ya when i see ya