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[justabit]

if someone could theoretically make you anything in you could imagine, what would you ask for

"a way back home" or "ways to contact my family" are stupid ideas and off the table. im not a miracle worker im a scientist

i'm not making any weapons for anyone either so dont ask

beyond that its a free-for-all. making no promises that i'll actually take your suggestion to heart unless its a REALLY good idea or you've got a good bribe

otherwise, nothing's too crazy for me to figure out so really dream big here go nuts

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[tigermillionaire]

umm mmmm mmmm
oh!!

what about.....
a tiny sun in a jar!

[justabit]

that's definitely plausible

dunno why you'd want one when we're not exactly low on light sources around here though

[tigermillionaire]

really???
wow that's incredible you must be really really smart :O!!

i'd just like it because i need to photosynethsis and house lights don't do that so much
if you had a tiny sun you could do it ANYWHERE

[justabit]

you need it for photosynthesis? why don't you just go sit around the garden area for a while i'm sure the lights in there are made

y'know


for things that need to photosynthesize

[tigermillionaire]

I already do
which is why I'm not dead I guess :\
so I don't really NEED it

I just thought that since you asked it would be so cool because it isn't really the same exactly and I miss seeing a real sun sometimes
and then I could feed hungry plants ANYWHERE
and it would be so pretty too

[justabit]

guess you've got some good points there

you got anything in return if i actually took the time to make your microsun?

[tigermillionaire]

ummmm
i could give you some magic fruit!!
they heal people and stuff
i grow them on my back
maybe you could do science with them!

also they just taste really good if you like plums
....and maybe even if you don't!

[justabit]

[actually you know, that does sound pretty interesting. magic fruit that grows off a sentient plant and heals people... sounds like something he could have a lot of fun messing around with.

shit, he needs a lab]

alright, i'll bite

i'll make your sun if you let me take fruit from you whenever i want. i'm basically asking for an unlimited supply here

[tigermillionaire]

[Steven has to consider how practical that is, for a moment, but he uses his fruit way less frequently than he grows it, doesn't he? Also, doing science with healing magic could only mean good things, wouldn't it?]

okay sure!
i mean i only grow so many of them at a time but you can come and have some when you want!!
they're really handy

[justabit]

[it definitely means only good things! probably, anyway.

it's a good idea steven don't diss it]

sweet, i'm gonna want some of those babies asap

oh, and your microsun is gonna take about a month or two to properly grow to the size and power that you'd want just fyi

[tigermillionaire]

ok!! i can put some in your mailbox if you want! or i can show you how they grow or whatever, if that helps....

but hahaha that's not long at all!! it's better than like....billions of years! like a real sun

[justabit]

i dunno if shoving them in a mailbox where anyone could just come along and take it is a good idea

it would've been faster if i had my own damn equipment here but i can still get the job done even with their mediocre shit


meet me at the mess hall in 10

[tigermillionaire]

i don't think anyone would steal it ok sure!!

see you!!!