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[justabit]

if someone could theoretically make you anything in you could imagine, what would you ask for

"a way back home" or "ways to contact my family" are stupid ideas and off the table. im not a miracle worker im a scientist

i'm not making any weapons for anyone either so dont ask

beyond that its a free-for-all. making no promises that i'll actually take your suggestion to heart unless its a REALLY good idea or you've got a good bribe

otherwise, nothing's too crazy for me to figure out so really dream big here go nuts

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[acerbic]

[ Well, since emotional things seem to be off the table... ]

A dragon. Either me into one or one of my own.

[justabit]

you want me to make you into a dragon

[well rick, you did tell them to dream big]

[acerbic]

Well, maybe not full time. I met a woman once who could turn into one whenever she wanted. That's the sort of deal I'd like.

[justabit]

congrats buddy, you've won the stupidest idea ive ever heard award

and you're the first person to even reply

you must be so proud right now

[acerbic]

Like this is the first time I've ever heard that.

What in the Maker's name does everyone have against dragons?

[justabit]

i dont have anything against dragons i just think its a stupid idea

dont we already have a couple of those fuckers running around on this ship anyway? why dont you go make friends with them instead

[acerbic]

There's more than one?

[ He didn't know that. Time to investigate. ]

Also, for the record, it's one of the least stupid ideas! Who's going to bother a dragon?

[justabit]

if you want to turn into a dragon to get people off your back just get a gun or something

that's less work and it still accomplishes the same job. or you could just run around naked or something.

swing your dick around and people'll think you're some kind of maniac. problem solved

[acerbic]

Swinging my dick around would cause more of a problem than anyone would like to deal with, so I'd rather not.

Follow up: a gun would be... what, exactly?

[justabit]

it'd still get you the same result

are you serious? you're using this high tech cyberpunk phone bullshit like it's no big deal but you don't know what a gun is

[acerbic]

Yes, well, someone gave me one of these and not a gun. Surprisingly, I'm not as big of an idiot as everyone thinks I am.